john : u told me to do it without using tables !
teacher :glenn, how do u spell 'crocodile' ?
glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
teacher : no, thts wrong
glenn : maybe its wrong, but u asked me how i spell it !
teacher : millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I '
millie : I is .....
teacher : no, millie....always say, 'I am '
millie : all right....I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
teacher : now, simon, tell me frankly,do u say prayers before eating ?
simon : no sir, i dont hav to, my mom is a good cook
teacher : harold, wat do u call a person who keeps on talking when people r no longer interested ??
harold : A TEACHER