A Day In Hell

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.

Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.
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Originally posted by: -Mystery-

I was thinking that either of days would have a horrible punishment for this to make it more of an intelligent joke.

Thanks for sharing, though!

Originally posted by: 1+1=10

well. those are all punishment..
drink till we throw up. throwing up is not fun. and if he will stop in between, they will make him drink more til he throws up... heheh

gambling he can do, but those cards/dice will be biased and fixed. he will bang his head in frustration coz he will never win, even if he will have best cards/numbers. Later he will see that devil's dice will show 7number too. devil's card will have Ace of gold, ace of rose,ace of spades. etc too.

and drugs etc are not fun too. he will know when he will get headache vomitting etc...

and smoke our lung out. hehehe. that is pain, not fun.
and Devil is telling him, u r already dead, so don't worry. but he is not telling that u won't get pain dear. u will get pain,but no death. hehehe.

and above all are compulsory. he cant avoid that.
smoking looks fun. but when he has to do the whole day smoking smoking smoking , he will realize the real punishment behind it.
and throwing drinking throwing drinking is not fun too. hehehe.

only Friday is holiday, where some gay ppl there have parties and fun
but now this guy can't enjoy that. and will sit alone.
so for him, only punishments all the time. no fun.