Facts Of Life

ENJOY THESE FACTS OF LIFE!!!!!!!!

*Money is not everything.

There's MasterCard & Visa.

*One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

Love thy neighbor.

But don't get caught.

*Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are

two.

*Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in

life.

*Wise never marry.

and when they marry they become otherwise.

*Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

*Never put off the work till tomorrow

what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic

It needs darkness to develop

A good discussion is like a miniskirt

Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject

Children in backseats cause accidents

Accidents in backseats cause children

Your future depends on your dreams"

So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a

day than waking up every morning

"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"

So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

"Hard work never killed anybody"

But why take the risk ! (I don't want to be an exception!)

"Work fascinates me"

I can look at it for hours !

God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company,

three's the result !

A dress is like a barbed fence

It protects the premises without restricting the view

The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know