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There was a man who alwaiiz uses "F" instead of "P" (e.g pen but instead fen) so one day he had a fresh tomatoe from the store wid out payin (he...

* Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear

Wife:What will u give me if i climb the great Mount Everest? Husband:Le, isme pucchne wali kya baat hai DHAKKAA!!

Pakistani 2 American:Tum Choron k sath kasa sulook kartay ho? American: Hum unke sath bohot acha saluk kartay ha Unke Khanay peena her cheez ka

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now we don't know where the heck she is. 2. The only reason I would...

Policeman comes home and finds his wife naked in a bed. "I knew it! Where is he! I m going to kill you and him when I find him!" he shouts. He

Once upon a time there lived a man and his wife. He used to call his wife with names like dear, honey, love, jaan,etc. One day, one of his...

What is the fear of long words?? Answer: hippopotomonstrosisquipedaliophobia

BREAKING NEWS: Bollywood hunk Hrithik Roshan's house was broken into yesterday. Thieves made off with 10 Lakhs worth of cash, another 15...

A sharaabi (drunkard) knocks on the door of his home. His wife opens the door. Sharaabi: Who are you? Wife: Main aapki patni hoon....

Hiya, It's been months now. Let me make it official. I always thought I'd be able to make time for IF in a few days, I would, I

Jamie: Hi, u look nyc Lin: I know am cool Jamie: Wats cool? Lin: Wen ur bad... Jamie: Good Lin: Y? ? Jamie:Cuz i killed 2 of

OR u will regret forever.. your gf or wife may get some ideas from the movie :-p Other jokes: Boomerang, Grocery and Beggar Phone Bill God's last

This is crime story. Five friends lived in one room. They were called: MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed

Plz read these joke dere quite funny... Leave a comment saying which one u liked best 1. Adil: what is your birth date? Suraj: 13 th

Hello members! As you know we are celebrating the Month of New Beginning in a fun way! :p So it's time for a fun contest for all of you! Imagine

Moderator's Note: joke deleted Edited by anon - 2009-02-06T02:23:25Z

Hilarious. Check this out!! http://www.youtube.com/user/thejasseffect

God's last name is not DAMMIT. -------------- Three weeks after her wedding day, Bubbly called her Mother. "Mom," she wailed, "Bunty and I had a...

What do you call a boomerang which never comes back? A stick. =================== Eye-opener for women, and a tip for men. In the frozen foods

A 'Hat merchant' decided to rest under a tree. Monkeys took all the hats. He remembrd story told by his grandfather. He took his hat dropped it

ok... first, lemme tell ya all that this joke is not original... meaning, i didnt think of it... but, i liked it, and thought of sharing it with...

a two seater helicopter crashed upon a Kabristan (graveyard) in Punjab(India)... the next day, newspaper reports read ... ... ...

NEWS UPDATE dilli mein barf giri.. ek cycle wala barf lekar jaa raha tha...galti se gir gai!!!

Smart Mom A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to...

A boy goes to his dad's friend place late at night, He was told to sleep in baby's room, but he refused and slept in the TV launch to avoid baby.

Moderator's Note: Although the joke has no 'vulgar' content, we still have many young members and this joke would be unsuitable for them.

Dearest Ms Aarti, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to...

A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... Careful!!! Put in some

Hello Jokers, so todays topic is simple i want to know who your favourite comedian is and why? they can be desi or english so to...