4 Different Thoughts By ' MEN '

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Monalisa

@k-ekta fan

Rocker

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Posted: 16 years ago

Sowwie If posted dis b4 by any1

Thought 1
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the
flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the
publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?

Thought 2
The average man's life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is
going, Forty years
of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end,
the mourners
wondering too.

Thought 3
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from
behind, "If you
take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and
kill you." The
man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The
man was
astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the
road. Once again
the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one
more step a car
will run over you, and you will die." The man did as
he was instructed,
just as a car came careening around the corner, barely
missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your
guardian angel," the voice
answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And
where the hell were you when I
got married?"

This is the Best !!!
Thought 4
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant
bride as her
father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the
groom. They reached
the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her
father and placed
some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering
what was given
to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes
were on him to
divulge the secret and say something. So he announced
"Ladies and
Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then
he raised his hands
with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My
daughter finally,
finally returned my credit card to me."
The whole audience including the priest erupted in
laughter.......... all
except the poor Groom!