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* Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for
this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
* A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n
said : He's not my friend.
* Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I
thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world SHOULD I GO to find a fake car?
* Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
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