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Posted: 16 years ago
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Policeman comes home and finds his wife naked in a bed. "I knew it! Where is he! I m going to kill you and him when I find him!" he shouts. He looks is the closet,nothing, looks in the bathroom,no one there,"I LL FIND YOU!!" he shouted, in the kitchen,in the livingroom, nothing. Finlly Policama looks under the bed and he see man holding a 100 dollars. "Damn!!, nothing under bed too but I ll find him" he said while taking the money.
What is good thing in a bad thing? ------ when your wife tells you that you have the bigest in the village🤢
What is the diference between your country and your wife?---- You defend your country from enemies and wife from your friends😲

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Posted: 16 years ago
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A college girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for her English class and the instructions were that it had to include Religion, Sexuality and Mystery.

She was the only one who received an A+ and this is what she wrote:

Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it?
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Posted: 16 years ago
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very nice ones....duds..😃

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