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My friend sent this joke to me
arz hai
shama jali to parwane bane
sharab bani to maikhane khule
aye dost
zara apni birth date toh batao
akhir pata toh chale ki kis din pagal khane bane..
the next one. i heard this from bharati on laughter nights.
lalli asked bharati,"mujhe cold drink chahiye"
Bharati, cold drink nuksan karti hai, bhains(buffalo) ka doodh piya karo, dimag tez hota hai.
Lalli, mujhe pagal samjh rakha hai? agar bhains ka doodh peene se dimag tez hota to bachhda(calf) scientist na ban gaya hota?😉
next one
lalli was lying on the the railway tracks. bharati came and asked her
lalli pagal ho gayi hai kya, railway tracks par leti hai, train aayegi to mar jaaogi.
Laali replied: "bharati tum bilkul bewakoof ho, jab itna bada plane mere upar se guzar gaya tab mujhe kuchh nahi hua, tab train kya kar legi??"
Kumkum Bhagya
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