Animal's love related jokes

1. One hen asked another hen, "Is your affair with the cock serious, or you go to him only for the sake of eggs?"

2. A mosquito fell in love for a cow. He was trying to sit on her body again and again. Somehow he sat on the cow, but the cow slapped him by his tail.

This is called love refusal of animals.

3. Just at 12.00 o'clock in the noon a male pigeon came flying and sat on the clock of the municipality building tower. Everyday at this time his girlfriend also comes here. But today she's not seen.

It is one o'clock. Till now she's no where near. At last she came at 2.00 o'clock.

"You are too much today." The male pigeon asked the female one annoyingly. "It doesn't require more than five minutes coming here".

"Yeah, that's right." She replied. "But today when I came out from home, I saw a wonderful weather and thought, I better go walking. So I came here through walking."

Nice!
I like the first one with the hen and the cock!