How does HE love her?
How does he lover her? Let me count the ways.
He loves her to the depth and breadth and height
His sarcasm can reach, when feeling breathless at her sight
And making her cry, to prove the mighty ASR is right.
He loves her to the level of everyday's
Inexorable need, to say "What the" and see her ignite
He loves her freely, as he strives to be contrite
He loves her purely, and stalks her like a bird of prey
He loves her with a passion put to use
In every gaze, every touch, and with forthright delight
He loves her with a love he seems to lose
When she goofs up, and annoys him only to incite
Smiles, tears, of all of his life, and if ASR choose
He shall but love her better after the wedding night! 😉
Cheers!
Vidhya
PS: If you haven't read the original, forget my trashy spoof and go read that. It will make your soul sing! No joke.
PPS: Vidhya's 3rd Law: No ASR-KKG poem is complete without at least one "What the!"
Ishaani
