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tasnim.

@tasnim.

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

Hello Friends

Welcome to Fun Zone. In fun Zone can share ur any funny moments or jokes to make us laugh 'Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. So "Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live." Victor Hugo said-" Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face".

So guys dil khol ke haso...

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Joke #1

Definition of MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
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Definition of YAWN:

The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
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Now ur its ur turn frnd.. share some funny moment or any joke...

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Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

Stolen turkey...
Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?"

"Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it."

"I tried," Brian sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?"

"If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family."

Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off.

When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey.

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tasnim.

@tasnim.

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:

"My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family",

she said "Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all to change your way of life, your routine."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.

What I mean dad is:

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.

As for me, I am here just to control your son!

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This is called bride from 21st Century!!!!

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Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

Finding perfect men

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.

He must be musical, tell jokes, sing and stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV Set!"
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tasnim.

@tasnim.

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

Good one Kinara...😆

Jokes #5

Father to his son- How was the paper?

Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.

Father- acha,aur baki?

Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,

4th main karna bhul gya,

5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.

Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?

Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!

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Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

The local newspaper funeral notice telephone operator received a phone call. A woman on the other end asked, "How much do funeral notices cost?"

"$5.00 per word, Ma'am," came the response.

"Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?"

"Yes, Ma'am."

"OK, write this: 'Fred dead.'"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am; I forgot to tell you there's a five-word minimum."

"Hmmph," came the reply, "You certainly did forget to tell me that."

A moment of silence. "Got your pencil and paper?"

"Yes, Ma'am."

"OK, print this: 'Fred dead, Cadillac for sale.' "

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tasnim.

@tasnim.

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

Joke no#7

Santa was kissing A Blank Paper,

Banta:What is this??

Santa: Its my GF's love letter.

Banta: but ye to khaali hai,

Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai :D

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Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"

"Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."😆

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tasnim.

@tasnim.

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

😆 - very nice yar
here is joke#9

A person got shocked when his maid said…

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Sahab!

Orkut pe muje bhi add karlo!! :D.😆

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Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#10

Santa meets with an accident. His body is badly bursied and needs skin donors. After searching for donors for few days and no one coming forward to donate the doctors decide that they would go ahead and transplant a monkeys skin on santa. The operation is a great sucess and santa recovers very soon.
Years pass by and one fine day santa is married and within one year his wife is rushed to a hospital for delivey of a child.The wife is inside the operation theatere and santa was waiting impatently outside. After few hours the door opens and the doctor comes out. Santa rushes to him and asks " Whats the news doctor ? Is it a boy or a girl ? ". The doctoer replies " I dont know. You see as soon as the baby was born, it immediately jumped from the bed and it has climbed on the cieling fan inside the operation theatre. As soon as it comes down I will be able to tell you what baby it is"..

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