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tasnim.

@tasnim.

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#11

Kinara awesome hun..
best joke of the day...lol lol lol lol

ok today last one frm my side...

joke n0 # 11

An student called up his principal, but got principal's wife on d call.

She said "he died last week…"

next day student called again n asked for principal.

wife answered "I told u he died last week…"

Next day student called again. this time the wife shouted

"I TOLD U HE DIED LAST WEEK.

Why Do U KEEP CALLING ???"

Student "sunkar acha lagta hai!!!" :D

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Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: tasnim.
Kinara awesome hun..
best joke of the day...lol lol lol lol

ok today last one frm my side...

joke n0 # 11

An student called up his principal, but got principal's wife on d call.

She said "he died last week'"

next day student called again n asked for principal.

wife answered "I told u he died last week'"

Next day student called again. this time the wife shouted

"I TOLD U HE DIED LAST WEEK.

Why Do U KEEP CALLING ???"

Student "sunkar acha lagta hai!!!" :D

thank u..tasneem.😳.urs one too..h👏

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar NE poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

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.SilentPrincess

@.SilentPrincess

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#13

Awesome thread Tasnim. :)

Tasnim & Kinara hillarious jokes! 😆

One from my side.

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."

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prerna_agrawal

@prerna_agrawal

Voyager

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#14

Nice Thread!... One from my side too!...

What's Mutual Exclusion...?

It means...

U Skip some topics when u study for exams...

The person who sets the paper also skips the topics which u have studied!!... :D

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Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#15

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu at nahi hai ji, tainu hai at lipat ja...
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?" 😆

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tasnim.

@tasnim.

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#16

Thank uso much Laiba
Thanx Prerna

i wanna share another joke b4 i m going to sleep.

Joke no#17

When I beat you how do you control your anger?

Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.

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prerna_agrawal

@prerna_agrawal

Voyager

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#17

amazing thread!!... 1 more!...

2 girls were fighting for a seat in the bus...

Conductor: - why are u fighting..?? the one who's elder may sit down!...

Wht then...?

Both were standing for the entire journey!... :D

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Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#18

Reminds me of the farmer that kept loosing melons from his field.. So he put up a sign
,,, "One mellon has been laced with poison.. Guess which one.."

The next day he noticed the sign facing his direction with some words added
,,, "Now there are Two laced with poison.. You guess which ones.."😆

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Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#19

One day at a school in Harrow, London, a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give 20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St Patrick !"

The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St Andrew !"

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."

Finally, a Patel boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ !"

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Patel ! Come up here and I'll give
you the 20."

As the teacher was giving Patel his money, she said, "You know Patel, since you're a Patel, that means a Hindu, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ !"

Patel replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but business is business !

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tasnim.

@tasnim.

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#20

Laiba, Prerna and Kirana- awesome jokes guys
i wish other will also participate on it..

joke no#21

Before Marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage...

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