~~FuN ZoNe~~(JuSt 4 EntErTaInMeNt):D :D :D

First Previous

Page

Frequent Posters

Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#21

Women Are Such Complex Creatures:

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don't you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If you don't you are not understanding.

If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don't she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, she says you are a dull guy.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it is a girls way.

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !😆

Quote

tasnim.

@tasnim.

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#22

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?😉

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department.

If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.Put them in engineering. .

If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the Bricks at each other.Put them in operations ..

If they are sleeping. Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks Into pieces.Put them in information Technology.

If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet Not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day.Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on strategic Planning.

And then last but not least.If they are talking to each Other and not a single brickHas been
moved Congratulate them and put them In top management.

😆😃😆😃😆
😉

Quote

Looks like you are new here. Register for free, learn and contribute.

Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#23

She sends him the following message on SMS:

My love

If you're sleeping, send me your

dreams

If you're smiling, send me your
smile

If you're crying, send me your
tears

I love you...

He replies:

I'm in the toilet.
What do I send 🤣

Quote

Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#24

Don't be too romantic

U never know what might Hit you...

Scroll Down

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

Quote

tasnim.

@tasnim.

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#25

🤣

It was Aweome Kinara
🤣- saach main what will he send frm toilet.🤣🤣

Quote

Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#26

Originally posted by: tasnim.
🤣

It was Aweome Kinara
🤣- saach main what will he send frm toilet.🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣...may be this one...😆

Quote

Kinu

@kinu17

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#27

1 . (Whatever)Men: What should we have for dinner?Women: Whatever..Men: Why don't we have Mexican?Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my faceMen: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisineWomen: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?Men: Hmm... I suggest we have seafoodWomen: Seafood is not good, I got diarrheaMen: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. (You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..

4. (ANYTIME.)..
Men: At what time do i have to call you?
Women: Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when i call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Women: I was sleeping.
Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother
Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.
Men: Then what about 5 pm?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
Women: Anytime