What NOT to Say to a Death Eater! - Page 2

Originally posted by: aromal

What NOT to Say to a Death Eater!, How DARE You Say That!

Hey guyz..this is supposed to be afun topic..list out all the things u SHUD NOT say to a death eater...this is what i think one shud'nt say...

Is that a real tattoo or henna?what a cute design.. Would you like to meet my muggle girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband? "Party in Azkaban! My cell or your's?!" lord who? is that a pop group? Lord Voldemort? How come he didn't let y'all have kingly names??? You Death Eaters just need a warm and fuzzy hug! "Expelliarmus" "We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the One,
And Voldy's gone mouldy, so now let' have fun!" Ooo thats a really nasty rash - you should get some cream for that... But Potter's just a kid, a redcap could beat him with one arm tied behind his back... Lord Voldemort, that's just pretentious... Lord Voldemort - how much did he pay for that one!? "The Dark Lord! More like the Damp Squib!" your names' bellatrix! are you serious? Ive been invited to harry potter's birthday party.Wanna come with me? Blood status? Oh, I'm Muggle-born" "Don't you just love Muggles?" "Pure blood, schmure blood, who cares?" "Have you ever noticed how Avada Kedavra sounds kinda like 'abracadabra' - that stupid word Muggles use when they try to do magic?" "You all die or get captured in the last book, and your precious Dark Lord gets defeated by Potter - ha ha!" are you vegetarian? Lord voldemort??Wasnt he killed by a teenage kid. You only wear that mask to cover up your ugly features
• "Did Voldie ever tell you why he couldn't kill a one year old baby? "

So tellme what u think shud not be said to a death eather..and remember,this is supposed to be a FUN topic..😃

Genius *wipes tear* I'm afraid, I'm not as creative as you but thanks for the laugh.

lol this is too good 🤣 🤣

i wud say- Lord Voldemort?? oh isent dat d person hu wears the same black gown whenever he's spotted?? i wonder if he ever washes it or rather washes himself!!! 😆
p.s.- is black his lucky colour??

hahaha...this is too funny!!LOLLLLL! 😆

Originally posted by: vrits

i wud say- Lord Voldemort?? oh isent dat d person hu wears the same black gown whenever he's spotted?? i wonder if he ever washes it or rather washes himself!!! 😆
p.s.- is black his lucky colour??

gud question

try askin him dis😉

i'd do dat if i had some internal perfectly stupid desire 2 get myself killed!! i wud not even hv 2 go 2 him....his death eaters wud kill me 1st!!! 😆

😆 will this topic ever be unintresting?

Originally posted by: kritijj

😆 will this topic ever be unintresting?

i hardly thnk so😆😆😆

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Originally posted by: tukz_REmix

i hardly thnk so😆😆😆

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Originally posted by: vrits

i'd do dat if i had some internal perfectly stupid desire 2 get myself killed!! i wud not even hv 2 go 2 him....his death eaters wud kill me 1st!!! 😆

nahi..dint u realise..death eaters r dead..i killed them..and voldy..guess what??..he's too dead..what a coincidence..so i guess..u can go next to his grave..sing songs like"how black u are??..how stinky u r"..n another guess..he wont even kill u..