Originally posted by: return_to_hades
What Not to Say to a Death Eater
"Muggle Eye for the Pure Guy is the best show ever"
"Snape is bringing Sexy Back"
"Listen to your heart"
"Mrs. LaStrong am I speaking to Mrs. LaStrong. Hello Yes I am calling to let you know that your name has been randomly selected in a drawing to win our latest Quidditch broom the Firebolt 2000 autographed by none other than Harry Potter himself. Mrs. LaStrong can you confirm your address so we can send you this gift and a no obligation introductory credit card, a muggle thing lighter than gold, smaller than your wand, muggles carry em in wallets but fits easily in any good robe. If you sign up now you can get a free catalog and gift coupon for Muggle inventions and gadgets for the wizarding world. Would you like to sign up for this exciting offer Mrs. LaStrong?"
"So your name is Bellatrix, how ironic it rhymes with Dominatrix"
"Do you like slash fiction, what do you think of the Harry Voldy ship?"