What NOT to Say to a Death Eater!

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Posted: 17 years ago
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What NOT to Say to a Death Eater!, How DARE You Say That!
Hey guyz..this is supposed to be afun topic..list out all the things u SHUD NOT say to a death eater...this is what i think one shud'nt say...
    Is that a real tattoo or henna?what a cute design.. Would you like to meet my muggle girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband? "Party in Azkaban! My cell or your's?!" lord who? is that a pop group? Lord Voldemort? How come he didn't let y'all have kingly names??? You Death Eaters just need a warm and fuzzy hug! "Expelliarmus" "We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the One,
    And Voldy's gone mouldy, so now let' have fun!"
    Ooo thats a really nasty rash - you should get some cream for that... But Potter's just a kid, a redcap could beat him with one arm tied behind his back... Lord Voldemort, that's just pretentious... Lord Voldemort - how much did he pay for that one!? "The Dark Lord! More like the Damp Squib!" your names' bellatrix! are you serious? Ive been invited to harry potter's birthday party.Wanna come with me? Blood status? Oh, I'm Muggle-born" "Don't you just love Muggles?" "Pure blood, schmure blood, who cares?" "Have you ever noticed how Avada Kedavra sounds kinda like 'abracadabra' - that stupid word Muggles use when they try to do magic?" "You all die or get captured in the last book, and your precious Dark Lord gets defeated by Potter - ha ha!" are you vegetarian? Lord voldemort??Wasnt he killed by a teenage kid. You only wear that mask to cover up your ugly features
  • "Did Voldie ever tell you why he couldn't kill a one year old baby? "

So tellme what u think shud not be said to a death eather..and remember,this is supposed to be a FUN topic..😃

Hey!I added more in my last post!!check it out!!😛

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lankan thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆 very funny

what team do you play for? Nice outifits!! Cool hockey sticks ! Are they the shorter version? Is that bald guy your mascot?
Edited by lankan - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: lankan

😆 very funny

what team do you play for? Nice outifits!! Cool hockey sticks ! Are they the shorter version? Is that bald guy your mascot?

😆hey gud ones
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: aromal

What NOT to Say to a Death Eater!, How DARE You Say That!
Hey guyz..this is supposed to be afun topic..list out all the things u SHUD NOT say to a death eater...this is what i think one shud'nt say...
    Is that a real tattoo or henna?what a cute design.. Would you like to meet my muggle girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband? "Party in Azkaban! My cell or your's?!" lord who? is that a pop group? Lord Voldemort? How come he didn't let y'all have kingly names??? You Death Eaters just need a warm and fuzzy hug! "Expelliarmus" "We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the One,
    And Voldy's gone mouldy, so now let' have fun!"
    Ooo thats a really nasty rash - you should get some cream for that... But Potter's just a kid, a redcap could beat him with one arm tied behind his back... Lord Voldemort, that's just pretentious... Lord Voldemort - how much did he pay for that one!? "The Dark Lord! More like the Damp Squib!" your names' bellatrix! are you serious? Ive been invited to harry potter's birthday party.Wanna come with me? Blood status? Oh, I'm Muggle-born" "Don't you just love Muggles?" "Pure blood, schmure blood, who cares?" "Have you ever noticed how Avada Kedavra sounds kinda like 'abracadabra' - that stupid word Muggles use when they try to do magic?" "You all die or get captured in the last book, and your precious Dark Lord gets defeated by Potter - ha ha!" are you vegetarian? Lord voldemort??Wasnt he killed by a teenage kid. You only wear that mask to cover up your ugly features
  • "Did Voldie ever tell you why he couldn't kill a one year old baby? "

So tellme what u think shud not be said to a death eather..and remember,this is supposed to be a FUN topic..😃

  • Is that a real tattoo or henna?what a cute design..
  • dis is d bst😆
  • sumera siddiqui thumbnail
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    Posted: 17 years ago
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    lolz lankan u r tooooooooo funny 😆
    if u willl say that to a death eater he/she will definitely grill u 😆 😉
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    Posted: 17 years ago
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    Originally posted by: lankan

    😆 very funny

    what team do you play for? Nice outifits!! Cool hockey sticks ! Are they the shorter version? Is that bald guy your mascot?

    gud 1😆..

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    Posted: 17 years ago
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    lol!!!
    u would definitaly have the death eaters pointing their sword towards u screaming "imperio", "crucio" or "avada kedavara" at u depending on how 🤬 u get them

    1) voldemort? is that a new kind of sandwich spread?

    2) would u like to babysit my young son? dont worry he isnt 1... YET!

    3) i have a pet snake that looks twice as good as lord voldemort, n that was before the Potter incident!!!



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    Posted: 17 years ago
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    LOL!! 😆 😆 😆 This is damn funny!!! 😉 👏 😆 ...Thanx for posting!!!...I can't stop laughing!! 😆 ...I love the Azkaban party one!!..."my cell or yours" 😆 .....
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    Posted: 17 years ago
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    Originally posted by: Bee3nazz

    lol!!!
    u would definitaly have the death eaters pointing their sword towards u screaming "imperio", "crucio" or "avada kedavara" at u depending on how 🤬 u get them

    1) voldemort? is that a new kind of sandwich spread?

    2) would u like to babysit my young son? dont worry he isnt 1... YET!

    3) i have a pet snake that looks twice as good as lord voldemort, n that was before the Potter incident!!!



    gud yaar..lolz..😛

    Edited by aromal - 17 years ago
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    Posted: 17 years ago
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    i wud just go up to a deatheater and say- VOLDEMORT!
    and the death eater wud be like, "how dare u say the dark lord's name!!!"
    tat shud heat em up
    😆

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