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@Caryn

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Posted: 18 years ago

#901

😆 😆 😆 don't forget about No. 8 too. 😆 😃

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Vani

@Vani19

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Posted: 18 years ago

#902

Good one Caryn... 👏👏👏. I like all of it.. 😆😆😆

Edited by Vani19 - 18 years ago

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Vani

@Vani19

Dazzler

Posted: 18 years ago

#903

Why Mothers are so smart??

When I was a baby, someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and
it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I
brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea,' which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom
came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little princess
bring him a cup of tea, because it was, 'just the cutest thing!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of
tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, 'Did it ever
occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the
toilet???'

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kadhambari

@kadhambari

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Posted: 18 years ago

#904

😭 paavam daddy
👏 👏 👏 baby vani

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jasunap

@jasunap

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Posted: 18 years ago

#905

A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden the husband comes. Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy: - It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer ball.
- That's nice.
- Do you want to buy it?
- No, thanks.
- My dad is outside.
- Ok, how much?
- 250 dollars.
After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe.
Boy: - It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer cleats.
Remembering what happened last time, man asks: - How much?
- 750 dollars.
- Ok.
After few days, father says to his son: - Lets go and play soccer.
- I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats.
- How much did you get?
- 1000 dollars.
- That is terrible, how could you ask so much money.... that's much more than they are worth. That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess.
Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says: - It's dark here.
Priest: - Don't start with that sh*t again!!!

Edited by jasunap - 18 years ago

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jasunap

@jasunap

Rocker

Posted: 18 years ago

#906

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said:
- Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.
- Did you dance much?
- I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."

Edited by jasunap - 18 years ago

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sankadevi30

@sankadevi30

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Posted: 18 years ago

#907

Nanny was taking care of three-year-old , Gavin, one afternoon while his mom went shopping. It was so quiet that she went to check to see what he was doing. He was lying on the sofa, ready to doze off.

"I don't think your mom wants you to nap in the afternoons anymore," she said to him.

"I'm sorry, but my foot went to sleep," he said, "and it went up into my eyes."

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sankadevi30

@sankadevi30

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#908

Just before supper, Cooper, who's nearly three, asked his mom to come and look at something. She followed him to find the freshly set table covered with green decorative glue. Trying to stay calm, she counted out loud, "One . . . two. . . three . . ."

"Mommy, do you like my beautiful craft?"

"Four . . . five . . . six . . ."

"Mommy, are you counting your blessings?"

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sankadevi30

@sankadevi30

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#909

A small boy was wandering the halls of our church, clearly lost.

"Do you need help?" asked a member of the congregation.

He glanced up and down the hallway once more before answering.

"I'm looking for a tall woman," he said. "Her first name is 'Mom.' "

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jasunap

@jasunap

Rocker

Posted: 18 years ago

#910

kids. fun are they??? good ones nallu!!

Two friends:
- I heard that you have made a band.
- Yes, it's a quartet.
- How many of you are there?
- There are three.
- Three?
- Me and my brother.
- You have a brother?
- No, why do you ask?

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