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Vani

@Vani19

Dazzler

Posted: 17 years ago

#731

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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Netra Ramanathan

@netra_rama

Rocker

Posted: 17 years ago

#732

😆 😆 this was really funny vani 😆

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Vani

@Vani19

Dazzler

Posted: 17 years ago

#733

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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Vani

@Vani19

Dazzler

Posted: 17 years ago

#734

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and
placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.

So he announced 'Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life.' Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, 'My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me.' The whole audience including priest started laughing........

but not the poor groom! 😉

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Netra Ramanathan

@netra_rama

Rocker

Posted: 17 years ago

#735

😆 😆 😆 vaniiiiii eppadi vaani 😆 😆ungganale mattum ippedi joke joka kotterengae 😛

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rojapoooo

@rojapoooo

Sparkler

Posted: 17 years ago

#736

Two boys are playing. Suddenly a dog
comes near them, barking loud and with a
menacing look. Boy No 1 starts running and
boy no 2 stops him saying "barking dogs do
not bite". The running boy does not stop
running but throws a Q at B2 - " you have
heard that and I too have heard that but what
about the dog?? He knows that as well??" -
B2 starts running behind B1.

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Kavitha Ravi

@Kavitha Ravi

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#737

You too roja akka? Nice joke akka, you are a sagalakalaa valli. Thanks.

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sankadevi30

@sankadevi30

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#738

netra & vani nice ones 😆 😆

roja akka u r here atlast 😆

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sankadevi30

@sankadevi30

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#739

Mom was helping her son review his maths. "You have seven dollars and seven friends," she said. "You give a dollar to two of them but none to the others. What do you have left?"

From the kitchen, big sister called out, "Two friends."

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sankadevi30

@sankadevi30

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#740

The father of a boy who is choking after accidentally swallowing a 20-cent coin screams for help. A woman sipping her caf latte outside a nearby coffee bar looks up, puts down her newspaper and cup, and strolls over to the lad.

She squeezes him with amazing strength until the coin pops out. Deftly catching it, she hands it to the father and returns to her table.

The relieved father follows her, gushing words of thanks. "That was fantastic!" he says. "Are you a doctor?"

"No," replies the woman. "I work for the income tax department."

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