Jokes - Page 35

nice jokes jasunap you cracked up a halairous joke i dont when to stop to laugh 😆

nice 1

Thanks Jasunap!Good clean jokes are hard to come by these days! 👏 😆

The family of tomatoes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

KIDS AT EXAMS!!!

A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever.

There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up here these days.

Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.

Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.

Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother.

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the lid on.

To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.

Clouds are high flying fogs. I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing. Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.

A monsoon is a French gentleman.

Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.

It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places.

The wind is like the air, only pushier.

wowwwww great jokes people!!! did not know
that this thread is still so active. chanced
browsing and wow ... Jas, Kavi great going.
Ho , u are right - clean veg jokes are rare to
come by.

Kavi, ungga tomato joke is a good pun BUT sooo sad la!
Engga appa en mel step panna naan marmite ayiduvehn!

My friend was in front of a Chinese store.

She slipped and fell. Just as she was getting up, she saw a hand stretched out to her. She grabbed that helping hand. It turned out that it was not a hand, but just a business card. She grabbed it and fell again. As she pulled herself up again, the 'helping hand' person said:

"Call me. My number is right there."

"For what?"

"To sue."

"Who Sue?"

"Not 'Who Sue.' … But sue who? Leave it to me."
"Why sue?"

"So that you can get money."

"I got it already. That is how I fell, trying to pick up the money."

"Not that money. You were falling for money. This is money for falling."

"How will I get money for falling?"

"Because you fell, and got hurt. … Aha, this is Yu's Chinese Market. So, sue Yu."

"Sue me?"

"Not you, Yu, Y-U. I will sue Yu, and Yu will pay you."

"You will pay me?"

"Not me. Yu, that guy, will pay you because you fell before Yu's shop."

"Do you know who is Yu?"

"I know who I am, I am an attorney."

"And I am Yu, I own this shop! Now I will sue you for making me fall again."

Bill's barn burned down, and his wife Polly called the
insurance company.

Polly told the insurance company, "We had that barn
insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."

The agent replied, "Hold on just a minute, Polly.
Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain
the value of what was insured and provide you with a new
barn of comparable worth."

There was a long pause before Polly replied, "Then I'd
like to cancel the policy on my husband."

Hope u people like it

Good one Gajini ( new title for Vikramathithya Nallu)