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Kavitha

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Posted: 18 years ago

HELLO PEPSI UMAVA?????? ENAKKU SIVAKASILA IRUNDHU ORU SONG PODUNGA.........
UMA: SORRY NAAN IPPPO CHENNAILA IRUKAEN. 🤪

TTR: Ticket kattunga?
Sardar: Itho parunga.
TTR: Ithu palaya ticket kannu.,
Sardar: Train mattum enna Pudusa?
TTR: ......... ????
😆

Husband: Coffee romba stronga irukke, enna potta?
Wife: oru spoon Cement pottaen.......

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Kavitha

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Posted: 18 years ago

#332

Valkai tattuvom

Hotel-lerr Kaasu Illana Maavu Aatha Solluvaanga
Bussu-lerr Kaasu Illana Bussa Aatha Solluvaangala??? 😆

Evvalavo costly'yana cell phone vachi irunthalum, athille varum msg'ei FORWARD than panne mudiyum, REWIND panne mudiyuma? 😉

Butter bisketleh butter irukum, Mary bisketlah mary irukuma???////

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Kavitha

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Posted: 18 years ago

#333

Valkai tattuvom

Hotel-lerr Kaasu Illana Maavu Aatha Solluvaanga
Bussu-lerr Kaasu Illana Bussa Aatha Solluvaangala??? 😆

Evvalavo costly'yana cell phone vachi irunthalum, athille varum msg'ei FORWARD than panne mudiyum, REWIND panne mudiyuma? 😉

Butter bisketleh butter irukum, Mary bisketlah mary irukuma???////

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Prema

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Posted: 18 years ago

#334

Hi KSagun, welcome to the forum.

Good jokes. 😆

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chitty

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Posted: 18 years ago

#335

Hi Kavitha

firstu
welcome to the club
secondu
thank you you for the jokes
thirdu.....
udane purappadunga courtukku..

edukka??

poi modalla peru maathindu vaanga.

i kavitha will hereafter be known as jokitha... <<kavitha's lawyer pls fill up the balance legalese>>>

ps: aaama venunnuthaan proton jokes ellam sollama vitteengala illa protonla unga family yaarum velai parkiraangla??

hee hee hee🤣

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Kavitha Ravi

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Posted: 18 years ago

#336

Sorry for eating the peanuts
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.

Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

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Sathya Safiya Thameem

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Posted: 18 years ago

#337

hahhaa kavitha dear!! very funny!!

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Sathya Safiya Thameem

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Posted: 18 years ago

#338

wow wonderful kavitha sagun!!! very nice jokes..
and chitty has given you nice name..jokitha...

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Kavitha Ravi

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Posted: 18 years ago

#339

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child
into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody. "

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your
defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If
I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"

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jasunap

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Posted: 18 years ago

#340

SMART KIDS OF TODAY

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" [Fantastic one]
****

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

****

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
****

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
****

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
****

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

****
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Edited by jasunap - 18 years ago

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