Jokes - Page 33

A good one chitty!
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Pat

Originally posted by: chitty

hi caryn

thank you. nerayya cheena kathai irukku ..... tee hee hee....

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Hy there every1. Im new to this group. But i really have enjoyed myself reading the jokes here. Well, here in my hometown im known for my jokes. But dats noting compared to u guys. Anyway, hope i too can post up jokes..

Welcome to the forum Kavitha Sagun.

Pat

Originally posted by: kavitha_sagun

Hy there every1. Im new to this group. But i really have enjoyed myself reading the jokes here. Well, here in my hometown im known for my jokes. But dats noting compared to u guys. Anyway, hope i too can post up jokes..

kavitha..welcome..and go ahead in giving us jokes and let us all have lots n lots of fun..

Abandoned

"This is Captain Siong speaking. On behalf of my crew i'd like to welcome you aboard MAS 005 from Malaysia to Delhi. We r currently flying at a height of 25,000 feed midway across the Indian Ocean.

If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off. If you look down towards the ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with four people in it waving at you. that's me your captain, the co-pilot, and two of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message.... this is a recorded message...." 😆

Exploration

The Malaysian Works Minister attended the United Nation's Meeting. All nations were discussing about space exploration by the year 2000. Here are some of the conversations..

China Delegate : "By the year 2010, China will start her moon exploration project".

Russian Delegate : "We too, we are going to explore the moon. this time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon".

American Delegate : We the United States will also explore the moon for second time."

Malaysian Delegate:"By the year 2010, Malaysia will explore the sun."

There was a long silence. The American delegate stood up and asked the Malaysian Delegate: "Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"

Malaysian Delegate (after a long silence) " We will do it in the evening!!

prefer your daughter....

"Uncle, I would like to marry your daughter," Khalid boldly declared to his galfren's father. "Hmmm, have you seen my wife? the father ask. "Yes, thank you, but i prefer your daughter..." said khalid

🤣 Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove?
Neenga ukhandu paarunga............. Appuram theriyum.........!