Jokes - Page 32

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WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge
asked:
How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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It does not matter Aanna, as long as it makes us laugh. Thanks.

😆

Sardha Ji's jokes are soooooooooooo funny. gosh i can't stop laughing 😆 😆 😆 Thanks supras for sharing it. 👏

hi people 😊

just to let you know that i catch up with the jokes pages in the weekend.

kavitha.... remember always to carry fresh fruits and norukku theeni when u go 2 china.

onakku small horse kudutha enakku poor man's meat kudutha. aaah... adhu enna theriyuma?? bow bow bow !!!
wooof wooof... hope u got it..

naan inga 20 varushama irukken innum avaloda bayangara samayal enakku othhukkalai.

when i travel, puliyogare mix, paruppu podi, pickles, vadaams, poppadams (fried and crumbled to pcs in my sandwich bags)are my best buddies. indiala en frensu ellam sirippa iva oruthithaan puliyogare sandwich panni thingarannu !!!

since i stay more than a week to ten days in the mainland i know all the supermarkets in the area where i go and pick up assorted yogurt, fruits and mixed nut packets. ippo moonu varushama parava illai... ella oorlayum wall mart irukku.

when i hv to eat with clients and suppliers its always egg fried rice or singapore chow meen without the meat.
when we ask for veggies we always get soggy greens (keerai.... reeking of garlic).

orey oru dish super !!! aubergine and tofu. wow. eppadi panrannu theriyala ana superb!!

Ivvalo neela kathai edukunna .... ongaloda kashtam enakku puriyaradhu.

very interesting life both business and personal. during the day even if i get mad... before i get to bed i see the humour of the situation and laugh it off. if not, i know i wont be able to live here.

Hey guys keep the jokes coming. its helping me keep sane.

thank you everyone. i hv a bunch of santa banta stuff somewhere.. i will locate it and post it.

bye for now.

Thanks Chitty for your tips.
I really value them.

Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.
On that day, my friend, u will Rock..

ha ha rhodes. 😛
esp that sports car one.

😃 If we had sms during Mahabharata times….. 😃

Then the sms that went back and forth during Kurkshetra might have been like this!! 😛

With Drona as C-in-C of the Kaurava army, they have readied the whirlpool formation. (chakravyooham) and are awaiting to trap the Pandavaas. Duryodhana is anxious to see who will get into the trap first. Everyone has their cellphones on the ready. Even the Pandavaas have their cellphones.

Everyone is sending sms to each and everyone.

Duryodhana to the platoon commander

Du – where r u?
PC - V r miles away fm Kurukshetra. Krshna and Arjuna are fighting us/
Du – Good. Till evening they must not reach there. By this evg 1 of the Pandavaas ll surely b sacrificed @ the whirlpool.
PC – Yes Sir !
Du – But, Keep an eye on Krishna. He can do anything. He is a person like our Sakuni Maama.
PC – Don't worry. V can handle im. But as soon as your work is finished pl giv me a missed call.
Du – Ok ll do. If u still go forward will the network b avlb??
PC – Ya ya donchoo worry


Duryodhana to Jayadhratha

Du - R u there, Did the Pandava Army arrive?
Ja – Ya
Du – Don't let Bheem in. Rememb wot I tolya?? 😈
Ja – I hv done my job. But Arjuna's son is caught now 😈
Du – Oh.. poor boy !


A little while later
Duryodhana to Drona
Du - Sir this boy getting tough what to do?? ❓
Dr – Somethin muz b done. Otherwise v. difficult. Surround them from four sides. Let Karna attack fm da back. Forw this msg to Karna, Dushyasana and Sakuni.
Du – ok ll do.

Arjuna to Bheema
Ar - Where r u. Whats happenin in KK?? Whoz inside the whirlpool?
Bh – ur son. Abhimanyu
Ar – What ??????!!!@@#$#$%%^%
Bh – Sorry Arjun. Jayadhrata stopped us at the entrance. 😳
Ar – Oh shoot !! 😡 why dinchoo call me?
Bh – V did try but getting msg "not reachable"
Ar – Oh God… only my lil son Abhi in the midst of those villains.. OMG


Arjuna to Abhimanyu
Ar – r u ok my son? ⭐️
Ab – No dad. I hv bn cheated
Ar – Wot happ?
Ab – This is not Righteous war dad (dharma yudh) thro deceipt they hv trapped me 😭 😭 😭
Ar – what hap son?? Where r u now?
Ab _ I am in a spot dad. 😭 Good bye dad. Good bye to this cruel world.. 🤢

Chitty and Kavitha. Your stories in China was hilarious. 😃

My boss told me, that when he went there, he was offered cochroaches, and some slimy things with slimy brandy to down with it. 😊 Yeuk

hi caryn

thank you. nerayya cheena kathai irukku ..... tee hee hee....