Jokes - Page 25

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

Enna giri - neegalum ipo 'blonde' joke arambichitingalla!

😆

Pat

Good one Giri and Kavitha!! 😆 😆

Twins were born in sardarjis house, allnight he did not sleep thinking who is the father of the second child!!!!

Santa Singh saw a man pick pocketing a purse.
Thief: There is Rs 150 in the purse. We can take 50_50. Sardar slowly asked him,"what abt the balance 50"

Santa Sigh photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Santa Singh standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"


A dog was chasing Santa Singh and the Santa was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Santa: I have an Airtel card but still Hutch network is following me.


Santa Singh & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...Santa Singh says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10


Santa Singh walked up to the front desk of the library and said,
"I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read.
There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."

Santa singh's wife watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low,
all over the living room.
She asked him : "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa : "Hidden cameras!"
Wife : "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa : "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying 'You are watching the Star World channel'?
"How can he know what I am watching?"

..Kavitha, giri and rhodes...... 😆 😆 😆 ...

🤣 🤣 ......

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,

"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "

And they say blondes are dumb...

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

Good one Kavi, Giri and Rhodes. 😆

Roja - Enna OU joke la illuthitinga! 😆

Pat

😆 Rhodes and Roja

Heard this in Sun TV

busila naama erinaalum bus namma mela erinalum , ticket vangaporadu naama than.

Teacher : Mudhal masam january ! ...rendavathu masam Febuary! ...Pathavathu masam enna?

Student: Delivary teacher.

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?