Jokes - Page 24

rhodes... 😊 ... 😆 ..... [:D/] ...

hey guys thank you for 🤣 . i was idly browsing this site last nite

and have been 🤣 half the night. i started around 1015pm and i was cackling away like a mad goose. finally my husband yelled around 3am. just shut up and go to sleep will you? so reluctantly i went to bed.

this morning the moment i finished breakfast i came back and started off from pg23 and finished it.

thanks guys. now i hv marked this page in my favourite. i ll look it up and laugh.

my fave joke??

cut erumbu.

so silly and so hilarious.

keep up the good work and a big hug and big thank you to all you imaginative buddies.

wow good one rhodes.

Hi chitty welcome to this fun place. Since you like jokes please visit the following thread too

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/fun-topics/515831/ck-part-1-closed-for-comments

😆 😆 😆 Rhodes

Chitty, welcome. if u follow Tamil serials check out the comedy kalakkal pages as well. u might like them

Welcome Chitty... u wll hv good time here... 😳 😳 😳

Welcome Chitty,

Hope you enjoy your stay here 😊

oru Sardarji and a tamilian's family are boarding a train at the same place. The coach door is jammed and the Tamilian struggles to open it. Sardar comes and very easily opens it. Tamilian is , well u know , asadu vazhiyaran. Sardar pats his biceps and says "Chappathi mein Shakthi hai" .

Inside the compartment, Tamilian is again struggling to lift his luggage and put it in the luggage rack above. Sardar again comes to the rescue and says "Chappathi mein Sakthi hai" . Now Tamilian is very irritated. The train leaves and after 15 mins, Tamilian pretends as if he is unable to pull the emergency chain. Sardar immediately rushes and pulls the chain. The train stops and the sardar is fined. Now the tamilian beams "Saambaar mein buddhi hai" 😃

hahha hahahaha hahaha Giri...Super... 😉 😆😉
Bhale Bhale Bhale.. 👏 👏 👏

good one giri. pls see the kolangal thread. we both did some rash thing to satisfy Pat and a lot of others!!!!

CLEVER PAKISTANI


A Pakistani man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
>officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Pakistan on business
>for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
>
>The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security
>for the loan, so the Pakistani man hands over the keys of a new Ferrari
>parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and
>everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as
>collateral for the loan.
>
>The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
>Pakistani for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
>An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the banks underground
>garage and parks it there.
>
>Two weeks later, the Pakistani returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
>which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to
>have
>had your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we
>are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found
>that
>you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
>borrow "$5,000" .
>
>
>
>The Pakistani replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
>two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"
>
>
>
>
>
>Ah, the mind of the Pakistanis.. .....