Jokes - Page 23

An alphabet joke...

One day in school, the teacher asked the children.." to write the first 4 letters of the alphabets for homework."......

So, one boy went home to get his family's help.

He asked his mother "the first alphabet"......

Since the mother was busy talking on the phone, she said "go away".....

The child wrote that as the first alphabet.

Then he asked his brother the "second alphabet"....

His brother was busy playing on the computer. So he said "not right now"....

The boy wrote that down.

Then the child asked his sister "the third alphabet"....

His sister was busy listening music so she said" shut up"...

Then the child wrote that down and asked his father "the fourth alphabet"....

His father was busy reading the newspaper he said "what good news this is".....the child wrote that down as fourth one....

So the child went to school the next day.

The teacher asked him, "what are the first 4 letters of the alphabet".... 😃

. The child said "go away"... 😊

The teacher said "excuse me".... 😡

The child then said "not right now".... 😃

The teacher then said "yes right now"... 😡

The child said "shut up".... 😭

Then the teacher said "do you want to go to the pricipal's office".... The child then said "what a good news this is"....... 😆 😆

Rathy, 😆 😆 😆

👏

Pat

Vaada Machan C Run (Friends Enjoy this Song) about Indian IT companies...

Nadu Rathiriyil enthiruchi office pona, WIPRO nu therinjuko
Vidiye kalaiyil veetuku vanthal, CTSnu therinjuko
Vaaram orukka veetukku vanthal , INFOSYS'nnu therinjukko
Ambathu mailuku oru reply adicha, ACCENTUREnu therinjuko
Velai kidachum vettiya ukkantha, HCL 'nu therinjuko
Daily thanni adichu velaiku pona, HEXAWAREnu therinjuko
Innamum solren therinjiko
Decode panni purinjiko
Vaada machchan Programmer aaite
tan-ta tan- taen
Paithiyam pudichi munnuku vanthutte
tan-ta tan-taen
Vella illanaa kavala vendaam, TCSirukkuthu therinjuko... Oh yea
VB ponna love panna neraya, Poi sollanum therinjuko....Oh yea
Career illadha cycledhanda, Corporate Worldnu therinjuko
Deadline kooda Mega serial pola, Ezhuluthu adikanum therinjiko
Innummum solren therunjuko
Code eluthi purinjuko
Vaada machchan Programmer aaite
Paithiyam pudichi inge vanthutte
Immsai immsaiyo mo, Oh yae!
Immsai immsaiyo mo, Oh yae!
Immsai immsai, immsai immsai, Don't go!
PL vandhu sirichu pesunaa, Vela varudhunu therinjiko
Cauvery poala hike thara maruththa, SATYAMnu therunjuko
Dharalamaa Salary koduthaal, VERIZON nu therunjuko
HR dept'la irundhu call vandhaal, Confirm aagitaaruu therinjiko
Innummum solrean therunjuko
Treat kodduththu therunjukoa
Vaadaa machchan Programmer aagite
Kirukku pudichu inge vandhute!

Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true story with a moral so he goes home and thinks about it all night and finally has one.
The following day, Suzy raises her hand first and says, "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."

The teacher asks for the moral to the story. Suzy replies, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Next is Lucy. "Well, my dad owns a farm, too, and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched. The moral is, don't count your chicks before they are hatched.''

Billy is last to speak. He says, ''My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam War. His plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed, with only a parachute, a bottle of bourbon, a machine gun, and a machete. As he floated down he drank the bottle of bourbon. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 North Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade broke on his machete, so he killed the last 10 with his bare hands.''

The teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story.

Billy replies, "Don't mess with my Uncle Ted when he's been drinking.''

👏 Giri...
Very good one!!!

Teacher: Why are you late?
Manu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Manu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!


Teacher: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Manu: Me!

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Manu: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Manu: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher

rhodes... 😆.. 😆 . ... 🤣 ... 😆 .... 🤣 .... 🤣 ....

😊
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington D.C. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleeza Rice and Rush Limbaugh. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

Hahahahahaha tht was funny Caryn.. Good one.... 😆 😆

Man:sardarji where were u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai(Oye Part Part what r u saying), whole body is born in punjab".

Judge : Unga House owner kolrathukku avare thaan Kaaranama?
Accused: Amaam Sir!! Avarthaan adikadi enkitta vandhu "Gaali pannu Gaali Pannu nnu sonnaar." Naan Gaali pannitten

Doctor TV Serial maadhiri kanavu varudhu..
Appadeenna?
Kadandha 160 raathriyaa oru kanavu mudiyave illa.

Doctor : Unga mental tension kurayanumna eppavum sandhoshamaa irunga.Ungalukku pidikaadha endha kaariyathaiyum seyyaadheenga.

Patient: Ok Doctor. Appo Fees thara venaama ? Thanku DOctor

Doctor :!?%$$@$@%$#%