Jokes - Page 14

4 road sandikira junction.

first sidelerndu oru lorry fasta varudu.

2nd roadil irundu miga vegama oru car varudu

3rd side lerndu oru bus romba romba vegama varudu

4th road oru maattu vandi vegama varudu.

All vehicles coming towards the junction.

Ange enna nadakkum?




Maadu than nadakkum. Matha vandikku ellam chakaram - nadakka mudiyadu 😉

Caryn that was a good joke....

Rhodes....good vimarsanam....buddy...Thanks

Rhodes, neengalum yenga vazhikku vanthittinga goooodddd

Rhodes, Super vimarsanam

Giri, Super joke... 😆 😆 😆

Inga US Anil kitta letter anuppa mudiyaadu bcoz pin code illa inda oor anil kitta.

I recd this by mail & enjoyed!

After spending 3 1/2 hrs enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane reglations at the department of Motor Vehicles, a man stops at a toy shop to pick up a gift for his son. He bought a baseball bat & took it to the cash register. "Cash or Credit?" the clerk enquired.
The man snapped "Cash". Then apologising for his rudeness , he explained that he had been at the Motor Vehicles Dept the entire afternoon. "Shall I giftwrap the bat or are you going back there straightaway?", the clerk asked sweetly.

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, "Where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."

"I did alright," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

difference between Gandhiji and Kunnakudi vaidyanathan

former- non violinist, latter - violinist

Secret of Success


Sir, "What is the secret of your success a reporter asked a bank president?"

"Two words."

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Right decisions."

"And how do you make right decisions?"

"One word.'

"And, sir, What is that?"

"Experience. "

"And how do you get Experience?"

"Two words"

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Wrong decisions." 😉