Jokes - Page 13

Actuala, indha maths joke - a picture of a child's maths paper. 😊 After reading some comments , I feel the joke is on me 😭 😭
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I recd this joke by mail and enjoyed.

"Daddy where did I come from?" asked an 8 year old child to her father. It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared. They brought out all the science encyclopaedias and explained all they thought she should know about attraction, love, affection and reproduction. They were so contended and asked her "Does that answer your question?"
"Not really" , the puzzled girl answered. "Jean said she came from Detroit , so I wanted to know where I came from." 😆

Men & Women equations !!!

SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.


Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and

you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament

and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says........ .."HEBREWS"

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.


SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !

good one serial I always believe in one thing. " men are smart and women allow them to think that"!!!

On their way to getting married, a couple had a fatal accident. The couple find themselves outside the Heaven's gate. While waiting, they wonder if they can get married up there and asked St.Peter about this. St.Peter said " I don't know, nobody has done this before, let me go and check." The couple waited for a couple of months and started to wonder whether they should get married at all and stuck up with each other forever. Another month passes and finally St.peter , looking bedraggled, turns up and informs ,"yes, now you can get married in heaven." The couple say ,"Great! But what if things donot turn out well, is it possible to get a divorce also here in Heaven?" St.Peter became very red faced and threw his clipboard down. He shouted at the frightened couple , "COME ON! It took me 5 months to locate a priest up here. Do you have any idea, how long it would take me to find a lawyer?"

Have a good laugh!
> > >
> > > >1) Malaysian Jokes
> > >
> > > >
> > > >THE GENIE
> > > >
> > > >A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and a
> > > >magical genie Singh with a turban appeared and said "I grant you two
> > > >wishes, Macha.."
> > > >
> > > >The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like a
> > > >Chinaman! Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly
> > > >dressed, hair jelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete
with
> > > >handphone in hand. As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes,
> > > >he noticed his own reflection.
> > > >
> > > >Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in
complexion.
> > > >The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained "Are you
> > > >deaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become
a
> > > >Chinaman!"
> > > >
> > > >I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their
way
> > > >to become rich..."
> > > >
> > > >The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do
you
> > > >want then, Muthu?" To which Muthu quickly replied "I just want to be
> > > >rich and I don't want to work!"
> > > >
> > > >Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...
> > > >
> > > >---------------------------------------------------
> > > >
> > > >THE PRINTING PRESS
> > > >
> > > >What do you get when you put 100 Chinamen under a printing press? The
> > > >Yellow Pages
> > > >
> > > >What do you get when you put 100 Indians under a printing press? A
> > > >year's supply of carbon paper.
> > > >
> > > >-------------------------------------------------------- -------------
> > > >
> > > >WHEN YOU DRIVE A PROTON SAGA ...................
> > > >
> > > >What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese
> > > >man driving a BMW? A pimp.
> > > >
> > > >What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay
man
> > > >driving a BMW? Ahmad.
> > > >
> > > >What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian
> > > >man driving a BMW?
> > > >
> > > >A car jockey.
> > > >
> > > >What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai
> > > >driving a BMW? A car repossessor.
> > > >
> > >
>-------------------------------------------------------- ---------------
> > > >----
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >2) Joke on Singapore
> > > >
> > > >Once during the gulf war, the President of USA, and the Prime
Ministers
> > > >of UK and Singapore were travelling on a warship that was cruising
near
> > > >S.Arabia.
> > > >
> > > >The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were; their
> > > >discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove
the
> > > >bravery of their own soldiers.
> > > >
> > > >The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he
> > > >called his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds
around
> > > >this ship!". The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir",
jumped
> > > >into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with
the
> > > >sharks chasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the
Colonel
> > > >came up to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr.
President!".
> > > >The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".
> > > >
> > > >The Prime Minister of UK was pissed. He had to show. He called his
> > > >3-star General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10
rounds
> > > >around This ship!". The General replied "Anything for the Queen,
Sir",
> > > >jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the
ship,
> > > >with the sharks chasing him like gila!(lunatic). After the successful
> > > >10 rounds the 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live
> > > >the Queen!". The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!"
> > > >
> > > >The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot tahan. He had to show that his
> > > >soldiers have it too. He called one of his Private, Ah Beng and
said
> > > >"Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 50 rounds around this ship!".
The
> > > >Private replied "Oi, you siao(crazy) izzit? I juz bought my condo and
I
> > > >Am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die? If u want
> > > >to Hao lian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself !
> > > >@#*&%F!........ The Singapore PM grinned and said "Now,that's what I
> > > >call guts!"

Caryn, couldnt stop laughing. Having been in this region for more than 10 years, i am able to appreciate this really well. The one about "Guts" is gut splitting!!!!!

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oh Caryn , didn't see u for sometime

Originally posted by: giriadimai

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oh Caryn , didn't see u for sometime

I am here Giri. Maybe you did not see me last week, because I was on leave. Thanks for asking. 😃.

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