Jokes - Page 15

JOKES.....startingliye jokesnnu sollitten...so plsss... 😛 😃 😆

If it is 😕 pls dont get 😡

?????? : ???????, ????? ??????? ??????? TONIC'la ????? ??? ????, ????????&#29 65;??? ??? ???? ??????? ????????&#29 65;??

??????? : ?????,

?????? : ???, ???? Tonic ????????' ??? ??? ???? ???? ????????&#30 09;?

??????? : ...??

😳 -- koncham aruvai thaan
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??????: ???????..! ?????? ??????? 16 ??? ????? ??????? ?????..! ??????? ??????? ???? ??????..?

??????? : ??????? ?????? ??????? ????..! "????????"..

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???????: ???? ????????&#30 09; ??????? ????? ???? ?????.. ???????? ????????&#29 65;??...!

?????: ???????, ??? ????? ???? ???????? ????????&#30 09;???

???????: ???? ????????&#29 65;?? ???????? ?????, ????????&#29 65;?? ????????&#30 09;..!


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????? ??????? ????????&#29 90;??? ?????? ????????&#30 16;??? ????


????????&#29 90;? ????????&#30 09;??,
????????&#29 90;? ????????&#30 09;??
?????? ????????..
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Originally posted by: rhodes

JOKES.....startingliye jokesnnu sollitten...so plsss... 😛 😃 😆

If it is 😕 pls dont get 😡

?????? : ???????, ????? ??????? ??????? TONIC'la ????? ??? ????, ???????? 65;??? ??? ???? ??????? ???????? 65;??

??????? : ?????,

?????? : ???, ???? Tonic ????????' ??? ??? ???? ???? ???????? 09;?

??????? : ...??

😳 -- koncham aruvai thaan
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??????: ???????..! ?????? ??????? 16 ??? ????? ??????? ?????..! ??????? ??????? ???? ??????..?

??????? : ??????? ?????? ??????? ????..! "????????"..

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???????: ???? ???????? 09; ??????? ????? ???? ?????.. ???????? ???????? 65;??...!

?????: ???????, ??? ????? ???? ???????? ???????? 09;???

???????: ???? ???????? 65;?? ???????? ?????, ???????? 65;?? ???????? 09;..!


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????? ??????? ???????? 90;??? ?????? ???????? 16;??? ????


???????? 90;? ???????? 09;??,
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could you translate this into english please

I can transliterate..Because this joke can be enjoyed when read in tamil only. So i tried my best.Hope you will enjoy !!..

Patient: Doctor, Neenga ezhudhi kudutha "Tonic"la kalaila oru moodi, raathiri oru moodi saapida soneenga

Doctor: Aamaam.

Patient: Aana andha tonic bottlela oru moodi thaane irukku.

Doctor : ...??
😳 -- koncham aruvai thaan

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Patient: Doctor...! Enakku dhinamum 16 mani neram thookkam varudhu ...! Adhukku Alupu(tiredness) thaane kaaranam..?

Doctor : Adhukku karanam Alupu illa ....!"Kozhuppu"

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Doctor: unga kanavarullu konjam oivu (rest) thevaipadudhu...indhaanga maathiraikal.

Manaivi: Doctor, idha eppo naan avarukku kudukkananum?

Doctor: Indha maathiraikal avarukku illa, Ungalukkaaga kuduthadhu.

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Manaiviyidamum Kaadhaliyidamum maraika venduyavaikal evai?

Manaiviyidam Kadhaliyaiyum, Kadhaliyidam manaiviyayum maraikka vendum...
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Hope you enjoy this:

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies I'm sorry, we don't do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we don't do business with blondes. The blonde replied "How did you know I was blonde?" The clerk says, "Because that's a microwave, not a T.V."

Pat

Thats a good one again Pat!!! 😆

good one pat.....short and crisp

😆 😆 😆 Giri, Pat and Rhodes

More on blondes

A blonde and a brunnette fall down from the 40th floor. who will reach the ground fast?

Ofcourse the brunnette - but why??

The blonde will be asking for directions!!!!!

👏 👏 👏 Rhodes, Pat and Roja.

Rhodes unga tamil jokes ennakku romba pidichirukku, eppadi tamizh la varudu? konjam sollungalen. enna font use panreenga?

????? ????? ???? .

http://quillpad.com/tamil/

Giri, Use the above application. Type the english transliteration of Tamil sentence .Simultaneously it will display the tamil entry.

You can cut the tamil content and paste it here.

The "Romba nandri giri' ya appadi thaan inga paste pannen.(crtsy : Quilpad)

I used to recv the jokes in tamil in mail. i cut and paste. But quilpad will be good to use...

Hope it will be useful for all of us here.

Enjoy!!!

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RHodes

thanks Rhodes 😊 , unga dayavula innikku pudusa oru vishayam kathunden. Mikka nandri. ungal naal iniya naalaga amaiyattum. ennoda adhutha msg for u will be in sokka tamizh fonts, saridhana? 😊