Jokes - Page 126

Kerchief-a vuda mudiyumaa??? 😉 Athayum vutta appuram inna aavarathu???? 😛

Good one Neths and Suram. 😆😆

Suram, neenga matthum enna, neraiyathaan ellavasamum vechirikingga 😆 😆

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife.
The husband wanted more than a written report, he wanted video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it.
Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at
an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife
participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this!" the distraught husband said.

The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the screen!"

The husband replied, "I mean I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. The boss welcome them and says: "You're all part of our team now. You can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees".

The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the developer?"

One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything,
and now YOU ate one developer and it got noticed. So hereafter please don't eat a person who is working."

Once upon a time a big corporation had a vast scrap yard.
The management said "Someone may steal from it at night."
They created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Management said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"
They created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions,
and one person to do time studies.
Then Management said, "How are these people going to get paid?"
They created the following positions, a timekeeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.
Then Management said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
They created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer,
Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Management said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are
over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
So they laid off the night watchman.

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low bridge ahead."

Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.

Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.

The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas."

Junior had just received his brand new drivers license.
The family trooped out to the driveway, and climbed into the car,
where he was about to take them for a ride for the first time.
Dad immediately headed for the back seat, directly behind the
newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all
those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching
me how to drive," said the beaming boy to the ol' man.
"Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back
of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all
these years."

😆 😆 😆 Vani, especially the second one.

The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

😆 😆 😆

A mother has 3 girls, they all got married, but she wants to know how the sex is, so she says that after the night on the honeymoon, they write a postcard saying how it went.

The 1st girl writes: M&M's.

Puzzled, the women buys a pack of M&M's and reads the slogan "It melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

The 2nd girl writes: Campbell's soup.

Again the mom buys some cambles soup and reads, "Mmm ... mmm ... good."

3 weeks pass and the 3rd girl finally writes: Ford

The mom goes to her ford jeep and reads "The best never stop."