Maan in his house aftr dinner is also gng to bed...before he goes to sleep...keeps geet's letter and cards where he keeps all d thngs frm geet... he thnks...
Maan: mujhe ek baat samjh me nahin aarahi he ki maine geet ko kal ke liye haan kaise kehdiya...maine kuch socha nahin aur samjha nahin aur bas haan kehdiya.kyun...kyun...?...main toh sunday ko ghar se kahin bahar nahin nikalta hoon...rest karta hoon aur maine geet ke liye apna poora schedule badal diya...woh bhi poora din...no way...yeh kya hogaya mujhe...main maan nahin hosakta...lagta hai geet ki aatama mere andar aagayi he...yeh kya...main toh geet ki tarah baat bhi karraha hoon...uff...main pagal hojaunga...theek he.kuch nahin hoga...sirf bahar hi toh jana hai...jung toh nahin ladni na...main karlunga...asaani se...haan...abhi sojata hoon...jaldi uthna hai...ab pata nahin kal kya naya hoga...??
Maan goes off to sleep...
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NEXT MORNING...The "so-called"😆 Date Sequence
Geet's alarm rings sharp at 5...she is in sleep...she tries to stop the alarm clock frm ringing under d blanket...she says ...
Geet: uff ho...!!!...yeh kambhakt alarm clock kisne banayi he yaar...chain se sone walon logo ka kitna bara dushman he yeh...abhi uthna zaroori hai kya...?aaj toh sunday he...
aftr realising...she gets up in a huff and says...
Geet: arey haan...aaj bhi toh maan sir ko mumbai ki ser karani leke jana hai...main duniya ki woh pehli ladki hoon shayad jisne apne pair pe khud kulhadi mari he...subha ke 6 baje main aur maan sir ser pe niklenge...wow...!...chal geet aaj toh maan sir ko geet ka asli style dikha hi de...hmmm...
Geet gets up from bed to get ready...geet goes to get ready...
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Maan gets up on his own as he has a habit of geting up early...maan freshens up and opens his cupboard and chooses wat to wear...
Maan: kya pehnoon?...yeh...nahin nahin...haan yeh suit pehenta hoon...suit????...maan tera dimag kharap hogaya hai...main bahar ghumne jaraha hoon...business meeting ke liye nahin...
Suddenly he finds a t-shirt white in colour...he chooses dat to wear and thnks...
Maan: yeh shirt??...itne din baad.isse pehne hue toh arsa hogaya...chalo pehen hi leta hoon...
Maan goes to work out in the terrace...
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Geet gets ready in a pretty white full sleeve churidar...nice silver earrings and a smart watch...wears a pretty silver jooti and gets ready to tke maan out...she takes her bag...while she is abt to leave she leaves a note for dm dat she will be very late today...she leaves...on the odr hand maan while wrking out is thnkg abt d best moments he has spent wid geet till now...he decides to concentrate on his wrk out bt still cnt get out of geet's thoughts...on the odr hand geet sits on her dhanno and leaves for maan's house...while riding d scooty she starts talking to herself yet again...
Geet: dhanno aaj na tujhe ek bohot bara dard sehna he...maan sir tujhpe bethne wale he...(laughs)...haan...aaj woh tujhpar bethne se pehle bohot nakhre dikhayenge par baad me beth hi jayenge...ha!...apni gari me bithaya toh kitna natak kiya tha..gaana nahin chalasakti toh ab me bhi kum nakhre nahin dikhane wali...waise maan sir ka ghar toh worli me he na...hmm unhone bataya tha...par unka ghar kaise pehchanungi...lo...aagayi worli...ab maan sir ka ghar kaunsa hai...??
Geet stops her scooty for a while...she looks arnd..a lane wich is filled wid palatial houses...she asks a man where is maan's house...
Geet: arey bhaiya ji...yeh khadus khur...uff...yeh maan singh khurana ka ghar kidhar he?
Man: haan...unka ghar kaun nahin janta...seedhe se left chali jana...
Geet: thank u ...
Geet goes into d directed way...she says...
Geet: pata nahin kaisa hoga unka ghar...hmmm!
Geet turns to the left and sees a mansion in frnt of her made of marble...guards all arnd...seeming like a house of a prince...geet's eyes widen out and she says...
Geet: haan...yeh maan sir ka ghar hai?...yeh toh sirf filmo me ya kahaniyon me dekha he...itna bara ghar...iss poore ghar me maan sir akele rehte he?...kya kismat paayi he yaar...maan sir koi aise waise aadmi toh lagte nahin he yaar...andar jaati hoon..andar toh shayad aur bhi alishaan hoga...
Geet goes to enter d mansion wen the guard stops her and says...
Guard: oh madam..hello...kahan jarahi he aap?
Geet: dikhayi nahin deta hai kya?...andar jarahi hoon...
Guard: kyun?
Geet: kyunki mujhe andar mrng walk karna hai...arey andar maan sir se milna hai...maan singh khurana...
Guard: haan haan...yahan sab unhi se milne aate he...par main aapko andar jaane nahin desakta...sorry madam...
Geet: arey main unki office me kaam karti hoon...unki personal assisstant hoon...samjhe aap?
Guard: toh?
Geet: toh kya? aankh ke aandhe hone ke saath saath aakal ke bhi aandhe ho kya?...arey mujhe andar jana hai...unhone bulaya hai...
Guard: par unhone toh humein aisa kuch nahin bataya...ki aap aane wali he...
Geet: arey ajeeb aadmi he aap...urgent kaam hai mujhe aur aap...dekhiye...please mujhe andar jaana hai...bohot zaroori hai...
Guard: sorry...!
Geet: abey o gabbar singh ki aulad...kya dushmani he tujhe mujhse?...haan?dekh tu mujhe nahiin janta...mera naam geet he...geet bakshi ...samjha?...agar main chahoon na toh abhi teri left-right parade karva sakti hoon...
Geet goes on talking in her usual style constantly widout a breath...d guard gets badly irritated and shocked literally and says...
Guard: theek theek he...jaiyye aap andar jaiyye...
Geet gves a proud smile and enters wid her dhanno...she parks it outside and goes inside...wem she enters a huge gate opens for her...wen she enters she cudnt believe her eyes...her eyes open wide...a palatial house wid interior decoration dne wid marble...exquisite showpieces...d house is a palace wich geet has nevr seen b4...she says...
Geet: wowww...!!!!!...yeh ghar he yah rajkumar ka mahal...aisa ghar toh sapno me dekhne ko milta hai yaar...itna uncha aur itna bara...wah!...maan sir kya shaan se rehte he...par itne bare ghar me bhoot ki tarah akele rehte he?...lo batao...agar mere paas itna bara ghar hota toh main main poore Punjab ko lekar yahan aajati aur yeh...pata nahin...akele rehne me inhe kya mazaa aata hai...
jus wen geet is talking one of maan's servant asks abt her...geet tell her abt her and y she cme dere and d servant tells him to sit down on d couch comfortably.she sits down comfortably...but the servant warns her not to go upstairs as maan does not like it at all...he says maan will cum dwn wen he is ready as even thy arent allowed to go up widout his permission...d servant dsnt inform maan abt geet waiting as he thnks maan is in the terrace and wrking out...maan ds nt lyk ne1 gng up widout his permission...geet is sitting ...on d odr hand...maan cums down frm d terrace frm d odr way..he is nt aware dat geet has already cum in his house...maan goes to his room...
Maan sees d tym and says...he realises its gng to be 6...
Maan: arey 6 bajne wale he...jaldi se taiyyar hojata hoon...varna geet aajaegi lene...nahin woh abhi nahin aayegi...8 baje se pehle toh bilkul nahin...uska toh record he na tym pe na aane ki...agar geet late hui na toh main...uski...ek kaam karta hoon...usse phone karke poochleta hoon...ki woh ghar se nikli he ya nahin...
Maan calls up geet but unfortunately geet has left her phone at home...maan tries 3-4 tyms bt no 1 picks it up...maan thinks...
Maan: pata tha..mujhe pata tha...abhi tak kambal odhke sorahi hogi maharani...jaldi uthna toh jaise punishment ho iske liye...uff geet...kab tum tym pe aana sikhogi
main aaram se taiyyar hota hoon...geet itni jaldi bilkul nahin aayegi...
Maan gets ready at her own pace...geet is sitting comfortably and waitin for maan...she gets impatient and says...
Geet: uff ho...yeh maan sir bhi na...meri tym ki koi value nahin he.unhe pata he na ki main 6 baje tak aajaungi...toh abhi tak to hunhe taiyyar hojana chahiye tha na...uff...pata nahin unhe mujhe tang karne me kya mazaa aata hai?
Jus then geet sees a cockroach near her leg...geet shouts for her life...she jumps up and shouts ...
Geet: cockroach...cockroach...
she gets so scared of the cockroach behind her that in a fit of fear runs upstairs towards maan's room...maan is getting ready...puts his shirt on...he was just abt to button d shirt wen geet running absolutely scared breaks open maan's room's door and jumps onto maan...she cums at such a fast pace that maan dsnt realise dat it is geet who is falling on him...geet falls onto maan and maan falls on d grnd and geet falls on him...for one moment they both forget where they are..maan looks at her closely again...geet too looks at him closely...mahii plays in d bg and geet and maan share d most romantic eyelock wid each odr...maan aftr sumtym realises and geet too realises dat she is actually in maan's room...they both get up and shout...
Maan and Geet: TUM...???
Geet notices dat maan is nt put his buttons on...geet saying dat turns arnd and closes her eyes...
Geet: chi chi Babaji.yehi dekhna baki tha...woh bhi subhe subhe...
Maan buttons hs t-shirt...he gets angry...
Maan: Geet????...tum yahan kya karrahi ho?
Geet: aap?...yeh aapka kamra hai?...Hey Babaji...main upar inke kamre me aagayi...arey upar aana toh mana hai na...hey Babaji...ab yeh jwalamukhi ki tarah phatjayenge...subha subha...oh no!
Maan gets extremely angry...
Maan: geet...tum yahan kya karrahi ho?
Geet: aapko bandra se worli tak gud mrng kehne aayi thi?
Maan: kya?
Geet: haan...uff aapko yaad nahin he...aaj aapko poora din mere saath rehna he...mujhe aapko thank u aur sorry kehna he...yaad nahin?
Maan: geet...mujhe yaad he.par tum upar kya karrahi ho?...kya tumhe niche kisine nahin bataya ki upar aana mana hai...
Geet: haan bataya toh tha...par woh sir kya hai na ki mere peeche cockroach pargaya...aur mujhe cockroach se bohot darr lagta hai sir...
Maan: geet...bahane marna band karo...sach bolo tum upar woh bhi toofan mail ke speed se bhagti hui kyun aayi?
Geet: arey ..ajeeb aadmi he aap...sach boloon toh problem aur na boloon toh problem...aapki problem kya hai?...aap kabhi bhi mera yakeen kyun nahin karte...
Maan: geet...mere kamre me aane ki ijazat...infact upar aane ki ijazat kisiko nahin he...samjhi tum?
Geet: kyun?...upar aapne kaunsa aisa khazana chupakar rakha hai jo upar koi nahin aasakta...haan boliye?
Maan: geet please...subha subha phir se shuru mat hojana...
Geet: oh really...!!!...galti aapki he...ek toh mujhe neeche itne der tak wait karvaya aur upar se main apni jaan bachati hui yahan tak aayi toh aap mujhe baatein sunarahe he...aur upar se meri dress bhi kharap hojati abhi...
Geet starts dusting up d dust on her dress...wind is blowing...geet's hair is flying...maan for one tym looks at geet too lovingly...he notices dat geet is looking too lovely dan odr days today...he says in his mind..(obviously mahii moment)...
Maan: geet...white me kitni achchi lagrahi he...sach me white geet par suit karraha he...geet aaj bohot achchi lagrahi he...kuch alag...
Maan smiles and realises dat he actually needs to shout on geet for wat she did...
Maan: geet...sajna savarna band karo aur kya kaha tumne...meri galti...?...tumhari galti hai...tumhe tym par aana kabhi nahin seekha he geet..yeh tumhari khasiyat he...maine tumhe kum se kum 5 baar phone kiya tha par tumhe toh phone uthana nahin he na...phone uthakar sirf gaali nahin di jaati..kabhi kabhi use uthakar baat bhi karni chahiye...aur mujhe pata nahin tha ki tum niche mere ghar ke andar tak aagayi ho...yahan me yeh sochraha hoon ki tum tym pe aaogi ya nahin aur tum...muhe kya pata tha ki jab tumhe tym pe aana hota hai tab tum nahin aati aur jab nahin aana hota hai tab tum aati ho...
Geet: phone...arey haan phone toh me ghar pe bhul aayi hoon...aur haan ek baat aap sun lijiye...main na jaldi uthke jaldi agayi thi...andar aane ke liye maine aapke guard ko kya kuch nahin kaha...aur aap?
dekhiye mujhe aaj bilkul nahin ladna he...hum hamesha larte he...please aaj mujhe nahin ladna...yeh na ho ki mere thank u aur sorry kehne ke bajaye aapko thank u aur sorry kehna pare...haan...
Maan: hmmm...theek he...ab tum niche jao...wait karo main aaraha hoon...
Geet leaves...maan says...
Maan: pagal geet...duniya ka athwa ajooba...ms.geet bakshi...iske saath rehkar main bhi...
Maan gets ready...looks at d door..and smiles...maan goes down...geet on d odr hand is waiting for maan near dhanno...
Geet: uff...subha subha hogaye na maan singh khurana ke darshan...aur woh bhi aise...aur kaise ajeeb aadmi he...upar jaane me problem kya hai...arye logo ko kaam hosakta hai...itna bara ghar aur itna chota dimag he unke paas...woh toh upar jane se aise rokte he jaise ki upar jaane se upar ka floor girjaega...uff...maan sir bhi...
Maan cums...he says to geet...
Maan: chalo geet...
Maan saying dis starts walking towards his car...geet on seeing dat calls frm behind...
Geet: sir...wahan kahan jarahe he aap?...yahan sir...yahan aaiyye...
Maan: kya hua geet?...gari me betho?...dhanno ki fiqar mat karo...yahan pe yeh safe rahega...chalo...
Geet: oh hello...aaj aap gari me nahin mere saath dhanno pe bethke jayenge...hum koi party me nahin jarahe he...mumbai dekhne jarahehe...woh bhi mere style me...aur aaj wahi hoga jo geet ki marzi hai...toh aaj aap gari pe nahin meri shahi savari pe bethke chalenge mere saath...samjhe...maan ...sir??...
Maan: kya? main aur dhanno pe...?...r u mad?
Geet: hmmm...sir...main aapko golden oppurtunity derahi hoon...sabko yeh mauka nahin milta hai meri dhanno pe bethne ka...sochiye main aapko yeh mauka derahi hoon...aapko toh khush hona chahiye...
Maan: geet main dhanno pe tumhare peeche...??..log hasenge geet
Geet: koi nahin hasega sir...kisiki itni himmat ki mujhpar..aappar aur dhanno pe hase..nahin sir...main hoon na...aap bas bethiye...bohot mazaa aata hai sir...dhanno bohot achchi he sir..aapko darne ki koi zaroorat nahin he...bilkul harmless he yeh.sach me...aur yeh toh aapko bohot pasand bhi karti he...haan..isiliye toh jaldi se aapke theek karne par theek hogayi...sir bethiye toh sahi...aapka...dhanno ka aur mera combination bohot dhamkedar hoga sir...
Maan: par geet...
Geet: oho sir...par var chodiye aur bethiye...
Maan reluctantly sits on dhanno for the frst tym...geet switches on her scooty...maan and geet leave for the frst tym on a joy ride...
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