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Part 26
Geet is getting ready...she is wearing a purple full sleeve churidar...wi nyc silver-purplish earrings......talking to herself....
Geet: geet ...tu bhi na....kisiko bhi kuch bhi boldeti he....dusro ko bolne ka mauka toh dena chahiye na....iss bolne ke chakkar me tu toh asli baat kehna hi bhulgayi........thank u aur sorry........uff...ab unhe aapne hi kuch alag style me sorry aur thank u kehna hoga.........ek kaam karti hoon....raaste me ek dukaan me jaati hoon aur unke liye kuch kharidti hoon..........chal geet...jaldi......
Geet sits on her dhanno and leaves for office and to buy sumthng for maan...........
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Maan on d odr hand is getting ready........in frnt of his mirror...he is remembering wat hapnd in geet's house..............he says.........
Maan: aaj pata nahin mujhe kya hogaya tha.........jab bhi main geet ko dekhta hoon mujhe ho kya jaata hai?.......khaid.........par kya aaj geet office aayegi...........nahin...woh nahin aayegi...uski tabiat theek nahin thi...woh kyun aayegi.......par mujhe lagta hai ki woh aayegi............usne kaha tha ki woh office aana chahti he..........par tabiat kharap hui toh kaise aayegi.......mujhe nahin lagta hai ki woh aa paegi........khaid kya farq parta hai...aye ya na aaye.......mujhe isse kya ...........main chalta hoon office..........
Maan leaves for office...
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Geet while riding her scooty sees a card shop and stops by it.......she gets down and says....
Geet: haan yeh option theek rahega.........achche se cards kharidti hoon......kuch alag kisam ke.......chal geet andar chal......
Geet gets inside d shop............she luks arnd for sum gud cards to gve to maan...
Geet on seeing a cartoon card .....
Geet: arey inki shakal toh bilkul maan sir jaisi he........(laughs)......yeh le loon?...nahin nahin.......bhadak jayenge......koi achcha sa dhundti hoon.......
After a long tym.....geet finds cards apt for maan and buys it for him...she leaves d shop.....
Geet is abt to leave wen she thinks........
Geet: i hope maan sir ko yeh cards pasand aaye...aur woh achche mood me hoon...varna unka kya...pata nahin kab bhadakjayenge..........achcha nahin lagega toh phir mujhpar chillayenge...i hope woh inhe dekhkar mujhpar na chillaye.....Hey Babaji...dekhlena.......arey haan main toh bhul hi gayi...office me toh neha aur ankita bhi honge.......jaate hi mujhpar bhuke sher ke jaise kudjayenge kal raat me party me kya hua yeh janne ke liye.........ab unhe kaise bataun ki kal raat ko kya kya hua aur kya baaki tha hone ko........sunenge toh im sure........neha gir jayegi aur ankita ko heart attack aajayega...bataun toh problem aur nahin bataun toh aur bhi problem...........kya karoon..........aur mujhe bhi toh neha ki bachchi se kuch poochna he ki usne mera number maan sir ko kyun diya.....ek kaam karti hoon........lambi saans leti hoon aur woh jo bhi poochenge main nrmal se jawab dungi ki aisa kuch khaas hua nahin tha.........pehle office toh jaun......Hey Babaji situation sambhallena........
Geet leaves for office........
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Maan reaches office and talks to himself all d tym.....neha and ankita were wrkng on their tables.....maan keeps on walkng in d corridor...neha and ankita were talkng among themselves........
Neha: yaar.........tym kya hua he?
Ankita: yaar nau bajrahe he...........
Neha: arey geet abhi tak nahin aayi.........woh toh nau baje tak aajati he........
Ankita: arey haan yaar.........par kal raat toh party thi na?
Neha: arye haan yaar...........party.......jiske bare me mujhe sab janna tha..........details.......par woh toh geet se janna tha na yaar...jab tak woh aati nahin kaise janungi....aur maan sir bhi toh nahi aaye abhi bhi...he kahan woh dono....kal raat ko aisa kya hua tha ki woh dono hi abhi tak office nahin aaye...arey yaar meri curiosity level toh aur bhi badhgayi he yaar......uff geet jaldi aana...
Dat moment maan walks down towards his cabin......ankita notices dis and says......
Ankita: neha........woh dekh...maan sir aagaye.......
Neha turns and sees maan cumin………
Neha: arey haan…..lo aagya kahani ka asli hero....geet nahin aayi toh ya hua...kal raat ke bare me janne ke liye ek dusra source available he.maan sir........main jaake maan sir se kal raat ke bare me poochleti hoon........simple......
Ankita: kya? dimag toh theek he na tera? ....yeh maan sir he.......humare boss
Neha: toh kya hua?...insaan toh he na...kha nahin jayenge.....pehle geet ke bare me poochungi uske baad dekhna baaton hi baaton kal raat ke bare me saare details bata denge....chal.......
Ankita: pagal he kya?...sher ke muh me kaun haath dalega......mujhe nahin jaana.......
Neha: uff ktini darpok he tu.....maan sir se darti he......meri ek philosophy he.......handsome ladko se kabhi darna nahin chahiye..they r harmless.......ab tu dekh neha ka kamaal........
Ankita: arey ruk ja meri maa......teri iss harkat ke waje se geet ki naukri khatre me parsakti he uar mere paas bhi duji naukri nahin hai.......
Neha: ab isse geet k enaukri ka kya lena dena?
Ankita: dekh...tu jaake unse kal raat ke bare me poochegi aur obviously woh bhadak jayenge...unhe lagega ki geet ne tujhe idea diya hoga unse yeh sab poochne ke liye...i mean unhe lagega ki geet office me unke bare me unke peeth peeche pata nahin kya kuch nahin bolti hogi...samjhi?
Neha: uff...aisa kuch nahin hoga....samjhi tu...?.....ruk main jaati hoon.......
Neha calls maan frm behind.....
Neha: sir....sir.....maan sir........
Maan was jus abt to enter his cabin wen he turns bk at neha's calls.........neha cums to maan to talk to maan..unable to resist ankita too cums dere.....
Neha: gud mrng sir.......gud mrng........
Ankita: gud mrng.........
Maan: gud mrng..........neha...ankita.......peeche se bulane ki koi khaas wajah?
Neha: haan sir aapse kuch poochna tha?
Maan: kya poochna tha aapko ms.neha?
Neha: sir woh kal.........
Ankita hits her wid her elbow and murmurs.........
Ankita: gayi humari naukri........ab yeh bhadakjayenge aur yahan pe 3rd eorld war shuru hojaega..........
Neha: (murmurs)....shut up......ruk...mujhe poochne de
Maan: kya baat hai ms.neha?
Neha: Sir woh mujhe poochna tha ki kal..........
Jus wen neha ws abt to ask abt last night ankita sees geet cuming frm behind maan....ankita hits neha wid her elbow and says.......
Ankita: neha...chup hoja......woh dekh.......
Neha: ab tu chup reh...tu toh chahti he ki main na poochoon........
Ankita: chup...woh dekh geet...maan sir ke peeche se.....
Neha widens her eyes...
Maan: tum dono ki aapas ki gossip khatam hogayi ho toh......kuch bataogi?
Neha: haan sir mujhe poochna tha ki kal jo file hum dono ne taiyar ki thi woh aapko hum kab dikhaye?
Maan: jab poori tarike s etaiyyar hojaye toh dikha dena........
Neha: ji sir.thank u sir....
Maan enters his cabin......
Neha sees geet and decides to trick her so that she blurts out all the truth of last nyt......
Neha: geet ki bachchi.ab tu dekh main tujhe kaise trick karti hoon..waise bhi tere pet me toh koi baat rehti he nahin........aur agar hoti he toh usse tere andar se nikalna he mujhe achche se aata hai.......
Ankita: ab tu kya karegi?....
Neha: ruk........tu dekhti jaa...!
Neha and Ankita hide behind their tables...
Geet all dis while talks to herself while walking....
Geet: arey yeh dono toh dikhayi nahin derahe he.......lagta he office nahin aaye he...wah Babaji...achcha he.bachgayi.....
geet is walking and smiling wen both neha and ankita both shout from behind.........
Neha and Ankita: GEET...............
geet looks bk and sees neha and ankita looking at her and smiling........
Geet gets scared and worried as to wat they wil ask......
Geet: arey....tum dono yahan?
Neha: toh humein aur kahan hona chahiye tha?..office me toh hai......kaam karrahe he...aur kya?
Geet: achcha...toh aise bhuke sher ke jaise mujhpar kyun kude?
Neha: arey humein toh tujhse kuch poochna tha...nahin nahin tujhe toh humein kuch batana tha na?
Geet: kya? kuch bhi toh nahin........
Neha: achcha?.....tujhe kuch bhi yaad nahin he?.....geet......
Geet: nahin meri yaadash chali gayi hai..........bas?
Neha: toh use vapas laana humein achche se aata hai........
Geet: toh theek he.....tum yahan bethke yaadash laan eke tarike dhundo main andar chali.....mujhe kaam he.......
Neha: arey kya geet.kaam to hota rahega na yaar.......pehle humein kal raat ke details de na? kal raat ko tune kya kiya?
Geet: kya....main sogayi......raat ko toh wahi karte he na?
Neha: uff ho geet......bol na plz........kal raat ko party me kya kya hua?
Geet: jo hona tha..hum gaye...clients se mile.dineer khaya aur ghar aagayi.bas....aur kuch nahin!
Neha: bas.aur kuch nahin........jhooth mat bol......teri shakal bata rahi he ki tu khooth bolrahi he........
Geet: arey main kyun jhooth bolungi......jab kuch hua hi nahin toh banake baataun.....aur tu janti he ki main jhooth nahin bolti...
Neha: achcha tu kabse satyawadi Harishchandra bangayi?
Geet: jabse tune police officer ke jaise sawaal poochna shuru kiya.....tabse..............ab tu raasta de mujhe kaam karna he........bye.......
Neha: par geet...sun toh........
Ankita: kyun pata karliya?
Neha: kya yaar........khak pata chala kuch.kuch bhi nahin.par main bhi haar nahin manungi......pata toh main karke rahungi.......aur mujhe khud geet batayegi apne muh se........
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geet is talking to one of her colleagues.......while maan in his cabin......thnks abt only geet.......
Maan: yeh geet kahan rehgayi....paune dus bajgaye he..aur iska ladki ka koi pata nahin.........abhi tak toh use aajana chahiye tha....nahin aayi toh kya farq parta hai...uske waje se office me kaam toh nahin rukjaega na......par geet ki tohkhasiyat he...mujhe pata he ki woh kitni jaldi aati he..7.30 baje bulao toh nau baje aati he...woh aayegi...mera dil kehta hai woh aayegi.......agar woh geet bakshi he toh woh zaroor aayegi.......main kaam karta hoon...bahar jake file leke aata hoon.....
jus wen maan cums out of the cabin and walks thru d corridor ...he bumps into geet.........geet too bumps into him......they look at each odr and have a close eyelock.......mahii plays in d bg and they look at each odr.......maan looks at geet closely and geet too for the frst tym looks at maan quite lovingly.......maan smiles at geet and geet too gves a smile.......maan while lookin at her remembers last nyt wich ws so special...........maan says in his mind
Maan: mera dil sahi tha geet..........tum akhir office aa hi gayi.......
they both cum bk to reality and...
Geet: gud mrng sir.......
Maan: gud mrng geet.......
Geet: (in hr mind).........jaldi se sir ko card de deti hoon...saath me ek chitthi bhi likh deti hoon ki main unse kya kehna chahti hoon.......??
Maan: achcha geet thodi der baad woh panchgani ki file lekar aana........
Geet: ji sir...........
Maan leaves frm dere..........geet goes to her cabin........
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Geet in her cabin writes a letter to maan sending her apologies to himshe is comfused as to what to write......she throws all remains of paper on her floor........she finally writes sumthng gud.............jus wen she is writing neha and ankita cum to her cabin....
they are shocked to see geet's state of the cabin.......
Neha: wow!....yeh kya hai.....paper waste karna achchi baat nahin he geet.........
Geet: tu phir aagayi..(in her mind)..........lo batao.yeh dono phir aagayi.........ab isi ki kami thi.......ab shuru hojayenge dono...par geet dhyan rakhna ki tere muh se kuch na nikle..........haan.......
bol ab kya hai...........?
Neha: tu kya karrahi he?
Geet; kaam......
Neha: really?....paper waste karke.........?
Geet: ankita isse bol ki yeh apni bakwaas band kare.........
Neha: arey ankita bhi mere side me he.....aaj woh teri baat nahin sunegi........
Geet: toh theek he..ab jayegi........
Neha: geet hum tere colg se tere nly best frnds he......tu humein nahin batayegi..?
Geet: arey kuch ho toh bataun?
Neha: main na tujhe achche se janti hoon.........tere andar bohot kuch hai jo tu humein batana nahin chahti.....office late aana.....jab aarahi thi tab chehre pe smile.........jab humne tujhse kuch poocha toh tune kya kaha ki tere paas kuch he nahin kehne ke liye........aur ab yahan pe jo paper se tu pahaad banane ki koshish karrahi he??...kuch toh baat he geet.......
Geet: uff....ab kaise samjhaun..aisi koi baat nahin he yaar........sach me.....!
Neha: toh khaa apni dhanno ki kasam aur bol.....ki aisa kuch hua hi nahin tha..........haan...dekh geet agar tune jhooth bola toh teri dhanno bimar hojaegi......
Geet: arey inn sab mein dhanno ko kyun beech me larahi he haan.......?
Neha: seedha seedha bol na ki tu jhooth bolrahi he.......dekh seedhe seedhe bata de.promise hum kisise kuch nahin kahenge.c'mon geet hum tere dost he ...please.....
Suddenly she notices d cards on the table.picks it up and reads........geet tries to stop her
Neha: hmmmm..dear maan sir.........wow!......maan sir ke liye card.....aisa kya hua kal ki woh maan sir se seedha dear bangaye.........aur yeh card kis khushi me....woh bhi thank u wala......kis baat ke liye thank u kehrahi he madam........ab toh tujhe batana parega varna yeh card me poore office kop dikha dungi...bol
Geet drives away in emotions and decides to tell evrythng to neha.........
Geet: theek he theek he...........main bataungi.......par tu kisi ko kuch batayegi toh nahin na?
Neha: bol kya kya hua kal?..jaldi batana....
Geet: batati hoon..betho tum dono..............
Neha in excitement........:pehle kya hua?....tune kya pehna tha?.......unhone teri taarif ki?
Geet: tu chup se bethkar sunegi ......maine kal raat ko ek safed rang ki chiffon sari pehni thi..........aur main maan sir ke saath party me gayi.....clients se mili aur.......
Neha: aur phir?
Geet: kaha tha na chup...chup nahin toh bataungi nahin...........
Neha: achcha thek theek he..........
Geet: uske baad baaton baaton maine maan sir se kehdiya ki unhe kisiki taarif karni nahin aati......uske baar unhone meri taarif ki...kafi achche se........
Neha: wow!!!!!!!!!!
Geet phir humne dance kiya..........
Neha: wow.....dance...........!!!!!
Geet: phir dinner ke baad hum bas ghar jaane hi wale the mere drink me waha ek gadha client siddharth watever...ne mere drink me alcohol mila di.........main woh peekar poori talli hogayi....uske baad kuch yaad nahin he ki kya hua aur subha uthkar dekha toh maan sir mere bed ke paas sorahe the..........woh dekhkar toh mera heart attack hogaya..........unhone poori raat meri madat ki ..mujhe ghar pohochaya aur mere kehne par ghar rukgaye.......unhone hi kaha maine unhe rukne ke liye kaha tha........aur haan mere sar me dard horaha tha toh unhone mere liye nimboo paani bhi banayi........uske baar woh ghar chale gaye.............
Neha and ankita after listening to the story cnt believe wat they heard.both of them fainted on the table...geet splashes water on them.......they wake up....
Neha : mujhe toh yakeen ho nahin horaha he.....how romantic........unhone tere saath dance kiya?...tujhe ghar pohochaya?tere ghar pe poori raat.....aur subha uthke nimboo paani.how sweet??????...maine kaha tha na ki kuch toh zaroor hoga.dekha.hua na....???
Ankita: arey yaar mujhe toh yeh story sunkar bohot kuch horaha he yaar..kaash mere saath aisa hota.....!
Geet: uff ho tum dono chup raho....meri jagah koi bhi hota toh woh bhi yehi karte.insaaniyat ke naate kiya yaar aur kuch nahin......bohot hua.......par ek problem he yaar?
Neha: kya?
Geet: arey yaar!...mere peene ke baad kya kya hua mujhe kuch yaad hi nahin he........
Neha: toh pata karle.......
Geet: kisse?
Neha: maan sir se....aur kisse?
Geet: pagal he kya?....mujhe danger zone me nahin jaana .pagal he kya?
Neha: haan.dekh geet........woh tujhe kha nahin jayenge.........poochne me kya harj he yaar.......
Geet: haan...mere unke saath past history tujhe pata he na?......woh mujhe khayenge nahin seedha katke phekdenge.pagal he kya?
Neha: uff geet tu bohot darti he.....jaake pooch na...aur saath me yeh card bhi de dena........simple.......
Geet: maan khurana ke saath kuch bhi simple nahin he........unhe lagega ki mujhe unpar bharosa nahin he wagera wagera.unhe lagega ki main unki neeyat par shak karrahi hoon.......
Neha: darpok geet......itna darti he na!
Geet: nahin main nahin darti........main geet bakshi hoon.........main kisi se nahin darti.....!
Neha: very good geet dats d spirit........yeh card jake unke table pe rakhdena........abhi toh woh cabin me nahin he na...dekhna card dekhke woh tuhe zaroor bulayenge............uske baad tu unse poochlena..samjhi?
Geet nods: hmmm....
Neha:(in her mind)..: huh!...ab aayega mazaa
Neha and ankita were abt to leave.........wen geet remembers she had to ask sumthng to her.......
Geet: waise poochna toh mujhe bhi tha tujhse kuch?..tune mera number maan sir ko diya.....?
Neha: oh no!
Geet: bol...kyun diya?
Neha: arey tu unki personal assisstant he yaar...unhe zaroorat thi toh maine de di......bas.ab aur koi sawaal mat kar....jo kaha he woh kar....ok...bye geet.all d best.....!
Neha and anki leave in a hurry........
Geet: hmmm ab kya karoon.....pehle yeh card unke table pe rakh ke aati hoon haan.....
Geet runs to keep d cards and letter on maan's table.......
Geet: hey Bhagwan........bacha lena......!
She hears maan's footsteps and leaves frm dere..........
Maan cums to his cabin.........geet frm d odr side is seeing.she says..........
Geet: Hey Babaji.......kuch galat mat karna.........!
Maan goes to his cabin and sits on his chair...while he ws abt to start wrk wen he sees d cards and letter kept on his table......he picks it up and reads it......
he opens it and sees dere r two cards ...one of sorry and thank u.........two beautiful cards wich made maan smile..........
Maan: yeh cards geet mere liye layi he.........mujhe kal ke liye thank u aur sorry kehne........hmm....
his eyes fall on the letter......
he picks it up and reads it......
Maan sir........
hum jab pehli baar mile toh humne sirf ladai ki.........tab nahin pata tha ki aap mere boss banenge..office me aap aaye..humne phir se ladai ki..............apne meri dhanno ko bachaya.maine phir bhi aapse ladai ki............apni mere pair ko theek kiya.maine phir se aapse ladai......aapne meri taarif ki.maine phir se aapse ladai ki.......kal raat apne mere ghar tak meri madat ki maine phir bhi aapse ladai ki.......jab se hum mile he humne sirf ladai ki..apne mere liye jo kuch bhi kiya uske peeche maine aapki insaaniyat nahin dekhi.........aapki achchai nahin dekhi........sirf aapse ladi.........par aapne kal raat jo kuch bhi mere liye kiya woh shayad hi koi karta.......mujhe aaj mehsus hua ki aap itne bure bhi nahin he sir.......kal raat ko jis maan singh khurana ne meri madat ki usko thank u aur jis par main aaj subha chillayi usko aaj subha ke liye sorry.........meri har galti ke liye sorry sir........aur aapki har madat ke liye thank u........
ek aur baat bataun sir.......aapke haath ka nimboo paani sach me bohot tasty tha........... :-)
Geet.......
Maan reads the letter and smiles.......
Maan: geet ...woh bhi sorry aur thank u......hmmm...itne din baad mauka mila hai..geet ko thoda pareshan karta hoon.............
Geet is waiting in her cabin wen her phone rings.........
Geet: hello.........
Maan shouts: GEET...
geet's hand slips frm d table.........she in a worried tone...says........
Geet: ji sir...
Maan: mere cabin me tum abhi aaogi.........!
Geet: ji sir......aati hoon.........
Geet before entering his cabin talks to himself...........
Geet: hey Babaji.......yeh toh poore yudh ke mood me he........lagta he aaj kurukshetra hpkar rahega......yeh mera aaj kya haal karenge..mujhe cards dena hi nahin chahiye tha aur kal raat ke bare me bhi toh poochna hai..........chal geet Babaji ka naam le aur andar jaa.......jo hoga dekha jaega........
Geet enters.........
Geet: main andar aasakti hoon?
Maan: yes ms.geet...........aaiyye.........
Geet: ji sir...aapne bulaya?
Maan: hmmm.......(facing towards d frnt...nt lukin at geet)....yeh kya he ms.geet......aapne yeh kya likha hai......
Geet: letter sir.......
Maan: aapne mujhe kya samajhke letter likha?
Geet: sir sorry aur thank u kehne ke liye
Maan: samjhti kya hoon tum haan?kya samjhke rakha hetumne mujhe?
Geet: toh kya galat kiya?
Maan smiles while geet goes on talking in frnt............
Geet: hadd he yaar......koi mann se sorry aur thank u bhi nahin bolsakta.......
Maan: bolsakta hai...card aur letter deke toh koi bhi sorry kehsakta hai..........kuch alag dhang se kaho toh manoon..........
Geet: alag dhang se?
Maan: kyun?.....mujhe cards achche lage.maine chitthi bhi padhi.........par mera mann nahin manraha...tum mujhe koi aur tarike se thank u kehsakti ho............
(in her mind).......ab kya karogi geet.......?
Geet(in her mind).........yeh kya naya panga hai..........alag dhang se?.......HMMMM MUJHE PATA HAI..MILGAYA IDEA..........ab main bhi dekhti hoon ki aap kaise mere sorry aur thank u kaise nahin accept karte.........
Maan: bolo geet........kuch socha?
Maan turns bk.........wen geet says.......wich shocks maan.....
Geet: (echoes)...kya aap apne zindagi ka ek din desakte he..........
Maan turns and says.............
Maan: kyaaaaa??
Geet: aapne busy zindagi se kya aap mujhe 24 ghante desakte he...mera matlab he ki kal sunday he........kal ka poora din yani 24 ghante aap mere saath bita sakte he?.boliye karsakte he?
Maan: (in his mind)........yeh hui na geet wali baat........
Hmmm.......theek he.....fyn...
Geet: toh theek he....aap haali me toronto se aaye he na?...mumbai aapne theek se dekhi nahin hogi......toh theek he...kal geet apne andaz me...apne style me aapko mumbai ghumaegi.......ab mmumbai itna bara sheher he ki uske liye 24 ghante bhi kum parte he......par main aapko apni pasand ki ...mere nazar se maumbai dikhaungi........subha ke 6 baje se lekar..raat bhar tak.hum mumbai ghumenge. yeh mera tareeka he thak u aur sorry kehne ka........manzoor........maan sir???
Maan: hmmmmmm...manzoor........
Geet: toh theek he...kal main aapko theek 6 baje aapke ghar me lene aaungi...woh bhi dhanno pe... address toh pata hai .... ghar bhi dhundlungi..........
(in her mind)......arey kal raat ke bare me toh poochna tha.........
achca sir aapko kuch aur poochna tha?
Maan: kya?
Geet: kal raat ke bare me?
Maan: kal raat ke bare me?
Geet: sir kal raat ko mere peene ke baad kya hua tha?
Maan: kyun bataun?
Geet: bataiyye na sir............mujhe janna hai.......
Maan: toh yeh bhi tumhe kal hi pata chalega.kaafi lambi story hai.....kal ghumte ghumte bataunga........
Geet: theek he..jaisi aapki marzi.......
geet is abt to leave wen she turn s and in a mocking tone she says............
Geet: aur haan sir.....late mat hoyiega.......kya he na....mujhe der se aane wale log pasand nahin he...........
bye sir........
Maan smiles aftr geet leaves and says: mujhe tumhari likhi hui chitthi bohot achchi lagi.isse main hamesha sambhalke rakhunga................aur raha sawaal kal ka...toh mujhe kal ke din ka intezaar rahega geet...............bye geet...........
Maan gets bk to wrk............
Geet is getting ready...she is wearing a purple full sleeve churidar...wi nyc silver-purplish earrings......talking to herself....
Geet: geet ...tu bhi na....kisiko bhi kuch bhi boldeti he....dusro ko bolne ka mauka toh dena chahiye na....iss bolne ke chakkar me tu toh asli baat kehna hi bhulgayi........thank u aur sorry........uff...ab unhe aapne hi kuch alag style me sorry aur thank u kehna hoga.........ek kaam karti hoon....raaste me ek dukaan me jaati hoon aur unke liye kuch kharidti hoon..........chal geet...jaldi......
Geet sits on her dhanno and leaves for office and to buy sumthng for maan...........
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Maan on d odr hand is getting ready........in frnt of his mirror...he is remembering wat hapnd in geet's house..............he says.........
Maan: aaj pata nahin mujhe kya hogaya tha.........jab bhi main geet ko dekhta hoon mujhe ho kya jaata hai?.......khaid.........par kya aaj geet office aayegi...........nahin...woh nahin aayegi...uski tabiat theek nahin thi...woh kyun aayegi.......par mujhe lagta hai ki woh aayegi............usne kaha tha ki woh office aana chahti he..........par tabiat kharap hui toh kaise aayegi.......mujhe nahin lagta hai ki woh aa paegi........khaid kya farq parta hai...aye ya na aaye.......mujhe isse kya ...........main chalta hoon office..........
Maan leaves for office...
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Geet while riding her scooty sees a card shop and stops by it.......she gets down and says....
Geet: haan yeh option theek rahega.........achche se cards kharidti hoon......kuch alag kisam ke.......chal geet andar chal......
Geet gets inside d shop............she luks arnd for sum gud cards to gve to maan...
Geet on seeing a cartoon card .....
Geet: arey inki shakal toh bilkul maan sir jaisi he........(laughs)......yeh le loon?...nahin nahin.......bhadak jayenge......koi achcha sa dhundti hoon.......
After a long tym.....geet finds cards apt for maan and buys it for him...she leaves d shop.....
Geet is abt to leave wen she thinks........
Geet: i hope maan sir ko yeh cards pasand aaye...aur woh achche mood me hoon...varna unka kya...pata nahin kab bhadakjayenge..........achcha nahin lagega toh phir mujhpar chillayenge...i hope woh inhe dekhkar mujhpar na chillaye.....Hey Babaji...dekhlena.......arey haan main toh bhul hi gayi...office me toh neha aur ankita bhi honge.......jaate hi mujhpar bhuke sher ke jaise kudjayenge kal raat me party me kya hua yeh janne ke liye.........ab unhe kaise bataun ki kal raat ko kya kya hua aur kya baaki tha hone ko........sunenge toh im sure........neha gir jayegi aur ankita ko heart attack aajayega...bataun toh problem aur nahin bataun toh aur bhi problem...........kya karoon..........aur mujhe bhi toh neha ki bachchi se kuch poochna he ki usne mera number maan sir ko kyun diya.....ek kaam karti hoon........lambi saans leti hoon aur woh jo bhi poochenge main nrmal se jawab dungi ki aisa kuch khaas hua nahin tha.........pehle office toh jaun......Hey Babaji situation sambhallena........
Geet leaves for office........
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Maan reaches office and talks to himself all d tym.....neha and ankita were wrkng on their tables.....maan keeps on walkng in d corridor...neha and ankita were talkng among themselves........
Neha: yaar.........tym kya hua he?
Ankita: yaar nau bajrahe he...........
Neha: arey geet abhi tak nahin aayi.........woh toh nau baje tak aajati he........
Ankita: arey haan yaar.........par kal raat toh party thi na?
Neha: arye haan yaar...........party.......jiske bare me mujhe sab janna tha..........details.......par woh toh geet se janna tha na yaar...jab tak woh aati nahin kaise janungi....aur maan sir bhi toh nahi aaye abhi bhi...he kahan woh dono....kal raat ko aisa kya hua tha ki woh dono hi abhi tak office nahin aaye...arey yaar meri curiosity level toh aur bhi badhgayi he yaar......uff geet jaldi aana...
Dat moment maan walks down towards his cabin......ankita notices dis and says......
Ankita: neha........woh dekh...maan sir aagaye.......
Neha turns and sees maan cumin………
Neha: arey haan…..lo aagya kahani ka asli hero....geet nahin aayi toh ya hua...kal raat ke bare me janne ke liye ek dusra source available he.maan sir........main jaake maan sir se kal raat ke bare me poochleti hoon........simple......
Ankita: kya? dimag toh theek he na tera? ....yeh maan sir he.......humare boss
Neha: toh kya hua?...insaan toh he na...kha nahin jayenge.....pehle geet ke bare me poochungi uske baad dekhna baaton hi baaton kal raat ke bare me saare details bata denge....chal.......
Ankita: pagal he kya?...sher ke muh me kaun haath dalega......mujhe nahin jaana.......
Neha: uff ktini darpok he tu.....maan sir se darti he......meri ek philosophy he.......handsome ladko se kabhi darna nahin chahiye..they r harmless.......ab tu dekh neha ka kamaal........
Ankita: arey ruk ja meri maa......teri iss harkat ke waje se geet ki naukri khatre me parsakti he uar mere paas bhi duji naukri nahin hai.......
Neha: ab isse geet k enaukri ka kya lena dena?
Ankita: dekh...tu jaake unse kal raat ke bare me poochegi aur obviously woh bhadak jayenge...unhe lagega ki geet ne tujhe idea diya hoga unse yeh sab poochne ke liye...i mean unhe lagega ki geet office me unke bare me unke peeth peeche pata nahin kya kuch nahin bolti hogi...samjhi?
Neha: uff...aisa kuch nahin hoga....samjhi tu...?.....ruk main jaati hoon.......
Neha calls maan frm behind.....
Neha: sir....sir.....maan sir........
Maan was jus abt to enter his cabin wen he turns bk at neha's calls.........neha cums to maan to talk to maan..unable to resist ankita too cums dere.....
Neha: gud mrng sir.......gud mrng........
Ankita: gud mrng.........
Maan: gud mrng..........neha...ankita.......peeche se bulane ki koi khaas wajah?
Neha: haan sir aapse kuch poochna tha?
Maan: kya poochna tha aapko ms.neha?
Neha: sir woh kal.........
Ankita hits her wid her elbow and murmurs.........
Ankita: gayi humari naukri........ab yeh bhadakjayenge aur yahan pe 3rd eorld war shuru hojaega..........
Neha: (murmurs)....shut up......ruk...mujhe poochne de
Maan: kya baat hai ms.neha?
Neha: Sir woh mujhe poochna tha ki kal..........
Jus wen neha ws abt to ask abt last night ankita sees geet cuming frm behind maan....ankita hits neha wid her elbow and says.......
Ankita: neha...chup hoja......woh dekh.......
Neha: ab tu chup reh...tu toh chahti he ki main na poochoon........
Ankita: chup...woh dekh geet...maan sir ke peeche se.....
Neha widens her eyes...
Maan: tum dono ki aapas ki gossip khatam hogayi ho toh......kuch bataogi?
Neha: haan sir mujhe poochna tha ki kal jo file hum dono ne taiyar ki thi woh aapko hum kab dikhaye?
Maan: jab poori tarike s etaiyyar hojaye toh dikha dena........
Neha: ji sir.thank u sir....
Maan enters his cabin......
Neha sees geet and decides to trick her so that she blurts out all the truth of last nyt......
Neha: geet ki bachchi.ab tu dekh main tujhe kaise trick karti hoon..waise bhi tere pet me toh koi baat rehti he nahin........aur agar hoti he toh usse tere andar se nikalna he mujhe achche se aata hai.......
Ankita: ab tu kya karegi?....
Neha: ruk........tu dekhti jaa...!
Neha and Ankita hide behind their tables...
Geet all dis while talks to herself while walking....
Geet: arey yeh dono toh dikhayi nahin derahe he.......lagta he office nahin aaye he...wah Babaji...achcha he.bachgayi.....
geet is walking and smiling wen both neha and ankita both shout from behind.........
Neha and Ankita: GEET...............
geet looks bk and sees neha and ankita looking at her and smiling........
Geet gets scared and worried as to wat they wil ask......
Geet: arey....tum dono yahan?
Neha: toh humein aur kahan hona chahiye tha?..office me toh hai......kaam karrahe he...aur kya?
Geet: achcha...toh aise bhuke sher ke jaise mujhpar kyun kude?
Neha: arey humein toh tujhse kuch poochna tha...nahin nahin tujhe toh humein kuch batana tha na?
Geet: kya? kuch bhi toh nahin........
Neha: achcha?.....tujhe kuch bhi yaad nahin he?.....geet......
Geet: nahin meri yaadash chali gayi hai..........bas?
Neha: toh use vapas laana humein achche se aata hai........
Geet: toh theek he.....tum yahan bethke yaadash laan eke tarike dhundo main andar chali.....mujhe kaam he.......
Neha: arey kya geet.kaam to hota rahega na yaar.......pehle humein kal raat ke details de na? kal raat ko tune kya kiya?
Geet: kya....main sogayi......raat ko toh wahi karte he na?
Neha: uff ho geet......bol na plz........kal raat ko party me kya kya hua?
Geet: jo hona tha..hum gaye...clients se mile.dineer khaya aur ghar aagayi.bas....aur kuch nahin!
Neha: bas.aur kuch nahin........jhooth mat bol......teri shakal bata rahi he ki tu khooth bolrahi he........
Geet: arey main kyun jhooth bolungi......jab kuch hua hi nahin toh banake baataun.....aur tu janti he ki main jhooth nahin bolti...
Neha: achcha tu kabse satyawadi Harishchandra bangayi?
Geet: jabse tune police officer ke jaise sawaal poochna shuru kiya.....tabse..............ab tu raasta de mujhe kaam karna he........bye.......
Neha: par geet...sun toh........
Ankita: kyun pata karliya?
Neha: kya yaar........khak pata chala kuch.kuch bhi nahin.par main bhi haar nahin manungi......pata toh main karke rahungi.......aur mujhe khud geet batayegi apne muh se........
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geet is talking to one of her colleagues.......while maan in his cabin......thnks abt only geet.......
Maan: yeh geet kahan rehgayi....paune dus bajgaye he..aur iska ladki ka koi pata nahin.........abhi tak toh use aajana chahiye tha....nahin aayi toh kya farq parta hai...uske waje se office me kaam toh nahin rukjaega na......par geet ki tohkhasiyat he...mujhe pata he ki woh kitni jaldi aati he..7.30 baje bulao toh nau baje aati he...woh aayegi...mera dil kehta hai woh aayegi.......agar woh geet bakshi he toh woh zaroor aayegi.......main kaam karta hoon...bahar jake file leke aata hoon.....
jus wen maan cums out of the cabin and walks thru d corridor ...he bumps into geet.........geet too bumps into him......they look at each odr and have a close eyelock.......mahii plays in d bg and they look at each odr.......maan looks at geet closely and geet too for the frst tym looks at maan quite lovingly.......maan smiles at geet and geet too gves a smile.......maan while lookin at her remembers last nyt wich ws so special...........maan says in his mind
Maan: mera dil sahi tha geet..........tum akhir office aa hi gayi.......
they both cum bk to reality and...
Geet: gud mrng sir.......
Maan: gud mrng geet.......
Geet: (in hr mind).........jaldi se sir ko card de deti hoon...saath me ek chitthi bhi likh deti hoon ki main unse kya kehna chahti hoon.......??
Maan: achcha geet thodi der baad woh panchgani ki file lekar aana........
Geet: ji sir...........
Maan leaves frm dere..........geet goes to her cabin........
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Geet in her cabin writes a letter to maan sending her apologies to himshe is comfused as to what to write......she throws all remains of paper on her floor........she finally writes sumthng gud.............jus wen she is writing neha and ankita cum to her cabin....
they are shocked to see geet's state of the cabin.......
Neha: wow!....yeh kya hai.....paper waste karna achchi baat nahin he geet.........
Geet: tu phir aagayi..(in her mind)..........lo batao.yeh dono phir aagayi.........ab isi ki kami thi.......ab shuru hojayenge dono...par geet dhyan rakhna ki tere muh se kuch na nikle..........haan.......
bol ab kya hai...........?
Neha: tu kya karrahi he?
Geet; kaam......
Neha: really?....paper waste karke.........?
Geet: ankita isse bol ki yeh apni bakwaas band kare.........
Neha: arey ankita bhi mere side me he.....aaj woh teri baat nahin sunegi........
Geet: toh theek he..ab jayegi........
Neha: geet hum tere colg se tere nly best frnds he......tu humein nahin batayegi..?
Geet: arey kuch ho toh bataun?
Neha: main na tujhe achche se janti hoon.........tere andar bohot kuch hai jo tu humein batana nahin chahti.....office late aana.....jab aarahi thi tab chehre pe smile.........jab humne tujhse kuch poocha toh tune kya kaha ki tere paas kuch he nahin kehne ke liye........aur ab yahan pe jo paper se tu pahaad banane ki koshish karrahi he??...kuch toh baat he geet.......
Geet: uff....ab kaise samjhaun..aisi koi baat nahin he yaar........sach me.....!
Neha: toh khaa apni dhanno ki kasam aur bol.....ki aisa kuch hua hi nahin tha..........haan...dekh geet agar tune jhooth bola toh teri dhanno bimar hojaegi......
Geet: arey inn sab mein dhanno ko kyun beech me larahi he haan.......?
Neha: seedha seedha bol na ki tu jhooth bolrahi he.......dekh seedhe seedhe bata de.promise hum kisise kuch nahin kahenge.c'mon geet hum tere dost he ...please.....
Suddenly she notices d cards on the table.picks it up and reads........geet tries to stop her
Neha: hmmmm..dear maan sir.........wow!......maan sir ke liye card.....aisa kya hua kal ki woh maan sir se seedha dear bangaye.........aur yeh card kis khushi me....woh bhi thank u wala......kis baat ke liye thank u kehrahi he madam........ab toh tujhe batana parega varna yeh card me poore office kop dikha dungi...bol
Geet drives away in emotions and decides to tell evrythng to neha.........
Geet: theek he theek he...........main bataungi.......par tu kisi ko kuch batayegi toh nahin na?
Neha: bol kya kya hua kal?..jaldi batana....
Geet: batati hoon..betho tum dono..............
Neha in excitement........:pehle kya hua?....tune kya pehna tha?.......unhone teri taarif ki?
Geet: tu chup se bethkar sunegi ......maine kal raat ko ek safed rang ki chiffon sari pehni thi..........aur main maan sir ke saath party me gayi.....clients se mili aur.......
Neha: aur phir?
Geet: kaha tha na chup...chup nahin toh bataungi nahin...........
Neha: achcha thek theek he..........
Geet: uske baad baaton baaton maine maan sir se kehdiya ki unhe kisiki taarif karni nahin aati......uske baar unhone meri taarif ki...kafi achche se........
Neha: wow!!!!!!!!!!
Geet phir humne dance kiya..........
Neha: wow.....dance...........!!!!!
Geet: phir dinner ke baad hum bas ghar jaane hi wale the mere drink me waha ek gadha client siddharth watever...ne mere drink me alcohol mila di.........main woh peekar poori talli hogayi....uske baad kuch yaad nahin he ki kya hua aur subha uthkar dekha toh maan sir mere bed ke paas sorahe the..........woh dekhkar toh mera heart attack hogaya..........unhone poori raat meri madat ki ..mujhe ghar pohochaya aur mere kehne par ghar rukgaye.......unhone hi kaha maine unhe rukne ke liye kaha tha........aur haan mere sar me dard horaha tha toh unhone mere liye nimboo paani bhi banayi........uske baar woh ghar chale gaye.............
Neha and ankita after listening to the story cnt believe wat they heard.both of them fainted on the table...geet splashes water on them.......they wake up....
Neha : mujhe toh yakeen ho nahin horaha he.....how romantic........unhone tere saath dance kiya?...tujhe ghar pohochaya?tere ghar pe poori raat.....aur subha uthke nimboo paani.how sweet??????...maine kaha tha na ki kuch toh zaroor hoga.dekha.hua na....???
Ankita: arey yaar mujhe toh yeh story sunkar bohot kuch horaha he yaar..kaash mere saath aisa hota.....!
Geet: uff ho tum dono chup raho....meri jagah koi bhi hota toh woh bhi yehi karte.insaaniyat ke naate kiya yaar aur kuch nahin......bohot hua.......par ek problem he yaar?
Neha: kya?
Geet: arey yaar!...mere peene ke baad kya kya hua mujhe kuch yaad hi nahin he........
Neha: toh pata karle.......
Geet: kisse?
Neha: maan sir se....aur kisse?
Geet: pagal he kya?....mujhe danger zone me nahin jaana .pagal he kya?
Neha: haan.dekh geet........woh tujhe kha nahin jayenge.........poochne me kya harj he yaar.......
Geet: haan...mere unke saath past history tujhe pata he na?......woh mujhe khayenge nahin seedha katke phekdenge.pagal he kya?
Neha: uff geet tu bohot darti he.....jaake pooch na...aur saath me yeh card bhi de dena........simple.......
Geet: maan khurana ke saath kuch bhi simple nahin he........unhe lagega ki mujhe unpar bharosa nahin he wagera wagera.unhe lagega ki main unki neeyat par shak karrahi hoon.......
Neha: darpok geet......itna darti he na!
Geet: nahin main nahin darti........main geet bakshi hoon.........main kisi se nahin darti.....!
Neha: very good geet dats d spirit........yeh card jake unke table pe rakhdena........abhi toh woh cabin me nahin he na...dekhna card dekhke woh tuhe zaroor bulayenge............uske baad tu unse poochlena..samjhi?
Geet nods: hmmm....
Neha:(in her mind)..: huh!...ab aayega mazaa
Neha and ankita were abt to leave.........wen geet remembers she had to ask sumthng to her.......
Geet: waise poochna toh mujhe bhi tha tujhse kuch?..tune mera number maan sir ko diya.....?
Neha: oh no!
Geet: bol...kyun diya?
Neha: arey tu unki personal assisstant he yaar...unhe zaroorat thi toh maine de di......bas.ab aur koi sawaal mat kar....jo kaha he woh kar....ok...bye geet.all d best.....!
Neha and anki leave in a hurry........
Geet: hmmm ab kya karoon.....pehle yeh card unke table pe rakh ke aati hoon haan.....
Geet runs to keep d cards and letter on maan's table.......
Geet: hey Bhagwan........bacha lena......!
She hears maan's footsteps and leaves frm dere..........
Maan cums to his cabin.........geet frm d odr side is seeing.she says..........
Geet: Hey Babaji.......kuch galat mat karna.........!
Maan goes to his cabin and sits on his chair...while he ws abt to start wrk wen he sees d cards and letter kept on his table......he picks it up and reads it......
he opens it and sees dere r two cards ...one of sorry and thank u.........two beautiful cards wich made maan smile..........
Maan: yeh cards geet mere liye layi he.........mujhe kal ke liye thank u aur sorry kehne........hmm....
his eyes fall on the letter......
he picks it up and reads it......
Maan sir........
hum jab pehli baar mile toh humne sirf ladai ki.........tab nahin pata tha ki aap mere boss banenge..office me aap aaye..humne phir se ladai ki..............apne meri dhanno ko bachaya.maine phir bhi aapse ladai ki............apni mere pair ko theek kiya.maine phir se aapse ladai......aapne meri taarif ki.maine phir se aapse ladai ki.......kal raat apne mere ghar tak meri madat ki maine phir bhi aapse ladai ki.......jab se hum mile he humne sirf ladai ki..apne mere liye jo kuch bhi kiya uske peeche maine aapki insaaniyat nahin dekhi.........aapki achchai nahin dekhi........sirf aapse ladi.........par aapne kal raat jo kuch bhi mere liye kiya woh shayad hi koi karta.......mujhe aaj mehsus hua ki aap itne bure bhi nahin he sir.......kal raat ko jis maan singh khurana ne meri madat ki usko thank u aur jis par main aaj subha chillayi usko aaj subha ke liye sorry.........meri har galti ke liye sorry sir........aur aapki har madat ke liye thank u........
ek aur baat bataun sir.......aapke haath ka nimboo paani sach me bohot tasty tha........... :-)
Geet.......
Maan reads the letter and smiles.......
Maan: geet ...woh bhi sorry aur thank u......hmmm...itne din baad mauka mila hai..geet ko thoda pareshan karta hoon.............
Geet is waiting in her cabin wen her phone rings.........
Geet: hello.........
Maan shouts: GEET...
geet's hand slips frm d table.........she in a worried tone...says........
Geet: ji sir...
Maan: mere cabin me tum abhi aaogi.........!
Geet: ji sir......aati hoon.........
Geet before entering his cabin talks to himself...........
Geet: hey Babaji.......yeh toh poore yudh ke mood me he........lagta he aaj kurukshetra hpkar rahega......yeh mera aaj kya haal karenge..mujhe cards dena hi nahin chahiye tha aur kal raat ke bare me bhi toh poochna hai..........chal geet Babaji ka naam le aur andar jaa.......jo hoga dekha jaega........
Geet enters.........
Geet: main andar aasakti hoon?
Maan: yes ms.geet...........aaiyye.........
Geet: ji sir...aapne bulaya?
Maan: hmmm.......(facing towards d frnt...nt lukin at geet)....yeh kya he ms.geet......aapne yeh kya likha hai......
Geet: letter sir.......
Maan: aapne mujhe kya samajhke letter likha?
Geet: sir sorry aur thank u kehne ke liye
Maan: samjhti kya hoon tum haan?kya samjhke rakha hetumne mujhe?
Geet: toh kya galat kiya?
Maan smiles while geet goes on talking in frnt............
Geet: hadd he yaar......koi mann se sorry aur thank u bhi nahin bolsakta.......
Maan: bolsakta hai...card aur letter deke toh koi bhi sorry kehsakta hai..........kuch alag dhang se kaho toh manoon..........
Geet: alag dhang se?
Maan: kyun?.....mujhe cards achche lage.maine chitthi bhi padhi.........par mera mann nahin manraha...tum mujhe koi aur tarike se thank u kehsakti ho............
(in her mind).......ab kya karogi geet.......?
Geet(in her mind).........yeh kya naya panga hai..........alag dhang se?.......HMMMM MUJHE PATA HAI..MILGAYA IDEA..........ab main bhi dekhti hoon ki aap kaise mere sorry aur thank u kaise nahin accept karte.........
Maan: bolo geet........kuch socha?
Maan turns bk.........wen geet says.......wich shocks maan.....
Geet: (echoes)...kya aap apne zindagi ka ek din desakte he..........
Maan turns and says.............
Maan: kyaaaaa??
Geet: aapne busy zindagi se kya aap mujhe 24 ghante desakte he...mera matlab he ki kal sunday he........kal ka poora din yani 24 ghante aap mere saath bita sakte he?.boliye karsakte he?
Maan: (in his mind)........yeh hui na geet wali baat........
Hmmm.......theek he.....fyn...
Geet: toh theek he....aap haali me toronto se aaye he na?...mumbai aapne theek se dekhi nahin hogi......toh theek he...kal geet apne andaz me...apne style me aapko mumbai ghumaegi.......ab mmumbai itna bara sheher he ki uske liye 24 ghante bhi kum parte he......par main aapko apni pasand ki ...mere nazar se maumbai dikhaungi........subha ke 6 baje se lekar..raat bhar tak.hum mumbai ghumenge. yeh mera tareeka he thak u aur sorry kehne ka........manzoor........maan sir???
Maan: hmmmmmm...manzoor........
Geet: toh theek he...kal main aapko theek 6 baje aapke ghar me lene aaungi...woh bhi dhanno pe... address toh pata hai .... ghar bhi dhundlungi..........
(in her mind)......arey kal raat ke bare me toh poochna tha.........
achca sir aapko kuch aur poochna tha?
Maan: kya?
Geet: kal raat ke bare me?
Maan: kal raat ke bare me?
Geet: sir kal raat ko mere peene ke baad kya hua tha?
Maan: kyun bataun?
Geet: bataiyye na sir............mujhe janna hai.......
Maan: toh yeh bhi tumhe kal hi pata chalega.kaafi lambi story hai.....kal ghumte ghumte bataunga........
Geet: theek he..jaisi aapki marzi.......
geet is abt to leave wen she turn s and in a mocking tone she says............
Geet: aur haan sir.....late mat hoyiega.......kya he na....mujhe der se aane wale log pasand nahin he...........
bye sir........
Maan smiles aftr geet leaves and says: mujhe tumhari likhi hui chitthi bohot achchi lagi.isse main hamesha sambhalke rakhunga................aur raha sawaal kal ka...toh mujhe kal ke din ka intezaar rahega geet...............bye geet...........
Maan gets bk to wrk............
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