Just Do Mazzak - Page 56

Originally posted by: afg__girl

haha soo sweet paglo tum kabhi nahi sutrogii......ha acha idea ta na lool..akher apni paglo thambu yaar pe gayi hu..hehe😊

lol......😆 tho ek mazaak Arzu ..tarazu par bhi ho jaaye kyun? 😉 okie..

Arzu... I want to share everything with you. thambu

thambu : okie....Let's start from your bank account.buddy.....😆

Originally posted by: thameem

lol......😆 tho ek mazaak Arzu ..tarazu par bhi ho jaaye kyun? 😉 okie..

Arzu... I want to share everything with you. thambu

thambu : okie....Let's start from your bank account.buddy.....😆

Originally posted by: afg__girl

haha stupid...uhmm thambu ...to aisi bhaat hai..to ap ko bhi kuch suna hoga meri taraf se joke nahi hai par apka jawab zaroor dega😉

U need fun - Mera naam joker..
U need friend - Hum tumhre hai sanam'
U need me - Main hoon naa'
U need help - Hum saath saath hai'
U need cash - Hum aapke hai kaun'😆

wah !!! wah !!!! 👏 kya jawab de maara hai.....thambu kush hua 😃 sanam teri kasam 😉

chalo ek aur mazak ho jaaye apni arzu tarazu pe.....kyun?

ARZU.......... DARWAZE PE GUN LEKAR RUK GAYI.

THAMBU ..... WHY ARE YOU STANDING HERE?

ARZU.......SHER KA SHIKAR KARNE JA RAHI HOON.

THAMBU......: OH I SEE ...TOH JAONA.

ARZU.......KAISE JAOON BAHAR KUTTA HAI!

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teacher sks to the student:give a name in which both genders are there.
student says:
when lara dutta marries with brayan lara .she becomes lara lara!

Physics Teacher [VINU] : "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"

Student[VIDHI]: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."

What's the best punishment you can give to a female?

Give her new clothes, jewels, cosmetics.
And lock her in a room without a mirror!!!!!!!!

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The longest sentence known by a man: "I do."

^^^lol!

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

haha! ;)

Ek baar ek terrorist ne Lara ke ghar mein bomb rakh diya.

Log chillaye - Lara bomb hai, Lara bomb hai.

Lara sambhal kar boli : Dhatt teri ki , wo to mein jawani mein thi!!



that's what the final copy......🤣