Pashu and Pakshi with attitude problem 83 IO

dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#471

Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright...

Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain.."

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
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Posted: 15 years ago

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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#474

After hike in petrol price, Santa was not worried at all.
When Banta asked him the reason, he said: "How does it matter? Earlier I was filling petrol for Rs.100 in my car, now also I'll fill petrol for Rs.100 only !!"

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
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dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#476

Originally posted by: kash-kasu-kajen
hey guys

Heyyyyyyyyy Dear .
welcome Back to the CC .

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dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. you have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. you don't have anything
else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. so the boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette
Another deadly answer. scroll down a little

Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down

Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

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dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#479

Tortoise and rabbit gave CEE exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got
81%.

Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%.

Rabbit dint get but tortoise got it

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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..

So.. Sports quota!!!!

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Santa fell out
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ?

A: He was ironing the curtain

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