Pashu and Pakshi with attitude problem 83 IO - Page 49

Q: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some
other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him
to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?


Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."

q1: what's the opposite of locket?
a1: lock-it-not...

q2: how do you mend someone's broken heart?
a2: use fevicol...fixes evrything...

The Plane Ride
Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
while landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",

air hostess : " B-silent please ",
santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "

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Q: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?
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Socho, socho. Nahi pata?
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Ans: D'Cold; Because..... Chan ki saans - D'Cold!!!!!!!

Q:The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie "my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did he
really want to see?


Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.

@ Diksha Graet Job .

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............
They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........
He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rightin front of Einstein...........

Einsteins counting......
97,98,99.....

100........

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims tht he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton..........

HOW?????????.................


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His proof:
Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....
That means i am Newton per meter square......Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter
square = Pascal