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dazzling_armaan

@dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#461

Chote Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…
Bade Kal main busy hoon
Chote Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?
Bade Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeting hain..
Chote P.M. ke sath?
Bade Haan
Chote Subah subah?
Bade Haan kyun?
Chote Subah mil hi nahi sakye who.
Bade
Kyun?

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Chote Abe woh P.M. hain shaam ko miley ge… A.M. hota to subah milta na..
Bade Bakwas Bankar..

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kashrocks

@kashrocks

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Posted: 15 years ago

#462

Santa: Go and water the plants.
Servant: it's already raining.
Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
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kashrocks

@kashrocks

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Posted: 15 years ago

#463

Santa's wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
Santa: What was that for?
Santa's Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.
Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.
Santa's wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.
Santa: now what happened?
Santa's wife: your horse is on the phone.
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kashrocks

@kashrocks

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Posted: 15 years ago

#464

Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards!

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dazzling_armaan

@dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#465

What is the color of frequency??

Purple

Unit of frequency - Hertz
You can write it as - 1/sec
i.e. par [per] second

In Hindi, second is also called as 'pal'
therefore: PARPAL

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dazzling_armaan

@dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#466

Originally posted by: shine_bright
ahaha!
nice joke:P

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Howz u ?
Long Tym ?

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kashrocks

@kashrocks

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Posted: 15 years ago

#467

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn't have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He's unmarried!
At the 10th: He's Banta not Santa.
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dazzling_armaan

@dazzling_armaan

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Posted: 15 years ago

#468

Ek Kana [one-eyed] Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??

Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai..

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kashrocks

@kashrocks

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Posted: 15 years ago

#469

Santa was writing something very slowly.
Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"
Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."
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