INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 37

Originally posted by: Kash4eternity

Dhara

Alright thanks very much Roxy, as you can see here, I'm chatting to Kully, who is looking absolutely lovely in white.

I see that you're flying solo tonight, why is that?

Well you see, my boyfriend and i have parted ways as his parents are considering Katrina to be their bahu, they like her accent.. Besides, he is not a member of the Critics, right? Anyway, I only came here to see what that home wrecker Sonam is upto.

Well Kully, I wish you all the best, and secretly hope that you and Sonam get into a cat fight. It would help our trps. Ooops, did I say that out loud? Roxy, I think it's a good time to cut it over to you.

*nervous laughter*

Originally posted by: roxthefox

Well thank you Dhara, I am now standing here with a very famous member of Incognito Critics. His name is Ishan, and he's known for having a Casanova image.

Ishan, how true are these rumors?

Well you see, I'm a rare species on Incognito Critics. There are too many women, and too few men, and me being the best looking out of the three, the gals are always fighting over me. But my true love is Shilpa Anand.

Now Ishan we heard that Shilpa has broken up with her boyfriend, and that you both spent some time together, and this is the reason behind your sudden absence from Incognito Critics.

That is utter rubbish! Who was the sick minded, disgusting, low grade, carpet muncher, arse who wrote this junk?

It was Ankit.

Well it's absolutely true. Shilpa and I are married and I'm carrying her child.

(I am carrying her child in my hands. DIRTY MINDS !!! 🤣🤣🤣)

Um, Ishan, but you're a male.

I'm aware of this fact also.

Well ahah *wipes sweat from forehead*' well we hope you enjoy the party, it is ---

Originally posted by: roxthefox

But my true love is Shilpa Anand.

It was Ankit.

Well it's absolutely true. Shilpa and I are married and I'm carrying her child.

Um, Ishan, but you're a male.

I'm aware of this fact also.

Well ahah *wipes sweat from forehead*' well we hope you enjoy the party, it is ---

I'm just waiting for Noreen to make her way to me so that I can chat with her. She's busy talking to other press members. Here she is now.

Noreen, you look absolutely lovely. A little on the manly and heavy side, but hey! No one's perfect right? So can you tell us the secret behind your sudden muscle gain?

I've been drinking protein shakes.

You mean roids?

No, I mean chemical shakes.

Roids?

No, herb shakes.

You mean like roids?

Yeah, that's exactly what I was trying to say!

It's good that we're on the same chapter. Now, as you know, this CC was started to discuss about DMG, but it seems everyone has abandoned that show. How do you feel about that?

Well, to tell you the truth, it hurts a lot. I spend long hours in a dark corner of my room, rolled up into a fetus position, while sobbing and sucking my thumb.

That's exactly what I wanted to hear. That's the attitude. Now how has your journey been on IC?

It's been great. I mean, we don't agree a whole lot, but at the end of the day, I'm a critic right?

Noreen, what are you holding in your hand?

It's a protein shake.

Riggggght. I'm going to hand over the mic to Dhara.

Dhara:

I'm standing here right now with the Don of our CC, Mr. Sayeed.

Sayeed, you're looking dashing as always. What do you have to say about the 50^th bash?

Well it's so good to come out and celebrate with my fellow Critters, especially since this is the last time we'll see each other before that meteor strikes Earth and kills us all.

And there you have it, folks. Some comforting words from our former resident Critic.

Hey Dhara, what do you call a spaceship with a faulty air-conditioning unit?

A ja—

A frying saucer. Ha Ha Ha.

Roxy, Sayeed looks like he's experiencing a seizure. Over to you.

Originally posted by: ishan.k

Hello to all the late comers please grab ur gifts before others grab it !!!

Originally posted by: roxthefox

I'm just waiting for Noreen to make her way to me so that I can chat with her. She's busy talking to other press members. Here she is now.

Noreen, you look absolutely lovely. A little on the manly and heavy side, but hey! No one's perfect right? So can you tell us the secret behind your sudden muscle gain?

I've been drinking protein shakes.

You mean roids?

No, I mean chemical shakes.

Roids?

No, herb shakes.

You mean like roids?

Yeah, that's exactly what I was trying to say!

It's good that we're on the same chapter. Now, as you know, this CC was started to discuss about DMG, but it seems everyone has abandoned that show. How do you feel about that?

Well, to tell you the truth, it hurts a lot. I spend long hours in a dark corner of my room, rolled up into a fetus position, while sobbing and sucking my thumb.

That's exactly what I wanted to hear. That's the attitude. Now how has your journey been on IC?

It's been great. I mean, we don't agree a whole lot, but at the end of the day, I'm a critic right?

Noreen, what are you holding in your hand?

It's a protein shake.

Riggggght. I'm going to hand over the mic to Dhara.

Originally posted by: ishan.k

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