INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 38

Originally posted by: roxthefox

I'm just waiting for Noreen to make her way to me so that I can chat with her. She's busy talking to other press members. Here she is now.

Noreen, you look absolutely lovely. A little on the manly and heavy side, but hey! No one's perfect right? So can you tell us the secret behind your sudden muscle gain?

I've been drinking protein shakes.

You mean roids?

No, I mean chemical shakes.

Roids?

No, herb shakes.

You mean like roids?

Yeah, that's exactly what I was trying to say!

It's good that we're on the same chapter. Now, as you know, this CC was started to discuss about DMG, but it seems everyone has abandoned that show. How do you feel about that?

Well, to tell you the truth, it hurts a lot. I spend long hours in a dark corner of my room, rolled up into a fetus position, while sobbing and sucking my thumb.

That's exactly what I wanted to hear. That's the attitude. Now how has your journey been on IC?

It's been great. I mean, we don't agree a whole lot, but at the end of the day, I'm a critic right?

Noreen, what are you holding in your hand?

It's a protein shake.

Riggggght. I'm going to hand over the mic to Dhara.

Originally posted by: Kash4eternity

Dhara:

I'm standing here right now with the Don of our CC, Mr. Sayeed.

Sayeed, you're looking dashing as always. What do you have to say about the 50^th bash?

Well it's so good to come out and celebrate with my fellow Critters, especially since this is the last time we'll see each other before that meteor strikes Earth and kills us all.

And there you have it, folks. Some comforting words from our former resident Critic.

Hey Dhara, what do you call a spaceship with a faulty air-conditioning unit?

A ja'

A frying saucer. Ha Ha Ha.

Roxy, Sayeed looks like he's experiencing a seizure. Over to you.

Originally posted by: x.sonia.x

ishan ur with child? 🤣 aye haye! we need to hav a baby shower.

norz! 🤣

shall i have a dress in my sig box too or is it just the members

Originally posted by: Kash4eternity

Dhara:

I'm standing here right now with the Don of our CC, Mr. Sayeed.

Sayeed, you're looking dashing as always. What do you have to say about the 50^th bash?

Well it's so good to come out and celebrate with my fellow Critters, especially since this is the last time we'll see each other before that meteor strikes Earth and kills us all.

And there you have it, folks. Some comforting words from our former resident Critic.

Hey Dhara, what do you call a spaceship with a faulty air-conditioning unit?

A ja'

A frying saucer. Ha Ha Ha.

Roxy, Sayeed looks like he's experiencing a seizure. Over to you.