11 Ek Deewane Ki Deewaniyat Dialogues That Will Make You CRINGE But Also Deserve A Standing Ovation

We are truly living in a cinematic era where subtlety is on sick leave, and Ek Deewane Ki Deewaniyat just called to say, “Hold my mic.” The film, starring Harshvardhan Rane and Sonam Bajwa, arrived with the quiet confidence of an underdog but is now running victory laps at the box office. And the secret ingredient? Dialogues so dramatic they could raise the dead from a coma just to clap.

Written by Milap Zaveri, every line feels like it was crafted by someone who drinks metaphors for breakfast. You may cringe, you may clap, you may even cry, but you will feel. So here’s our ode to the film’s finest lines, decoded by your friendly neighborhood drama addict.

“Ek click par video upload ho jayega aur aapki biwi download ho jayegi”

Ladies and gentlemen, we have officially entered the Wi-Fi era of love and revenge. This line is like if Shakespeare met JioFiber. The logic? Zero. The entertainment value? Unlimited data. And the timing it happened in the film was even crazier.

“Meri marzi hi meri marzi hoti hai”

The sequel to 'My Choice' nobody asked for. Somewhere, Daisy Shah's 'my business is my business' is gfiling a copyright complaint. This dialogue should come with a warning: may cause involuntary head tilts and flashbacks to Kabir Singh, Animal and all those coded films.

“Mantralay ho ya sauchalay, kahi khade nahi hone dunga”

There it is. The line that could start a political revolution and a plumbing commercial at the same time. Milap Zaveri really said: poetic justice meets toilet humor. Also sorry but if one wants to pee, they can pee with free will, yo.

“Jo jeene ki lalach mein apni ma ko kha gaya, usse bas ek hi bhook lagni chahiye, power ki bhookh, satta ki bhookh"

The weird thing about this line isn't how Raajneeti-coded and problematic it is but if you have seen the film by now, you would know, kitna bada jhuth hai ye! Tauba Tauba!

“Jal jaungi, mitt jaungi, par khaati hu main kasam, nahi banungi teri Sanam”

This is not a dialogue, it’s a full-blown monologue from a reincarnated 80s heroine who just discovered heartbreak and fire safety together. Someone please give her a mic and a wind machine. Also, the theater I was watching the film in had the best moment when this line was blurted out. The moment Sonam said this line, one guy shouted, 'SANAM TERI KASAM' and everyone had an audible laugh to that. It was worth it.

“Zyada se zyada mehmaan, mehendi aur mahurat tum apni marzi se chun sakti ho”

Ah, feminism but make it conditional. The patriarchy just added event management to the list of women’s rights. I’m screaming and yet blown away by what thought must have even gone into writing this line. Full points for alliteration and easily infusing it into the mood of the line at least.

“Mere khoon mein politics nahi, mere politics mein khoon hai”

Sir, please pick a lane. Is this Parliament or a Quentin Tarantino crossover? Still, the intensity is so high, even the Election Commission might file a restraining order. But most importantly I wanted to ask that iconic meme line, 'arre kehna kya chahte ho?'

“Tumne apni nafrat ka tamasha banaya na, main vaada karta hu, main apne pyaar ka jashan manaunga”

Someone give this man a mic, a stage, and maybe a therapist. This sounds like the closing line of a love story written entirely in upper case letters. It is rather crazy how this is obviously intense in the mood of the film but also like a challenge and also somewhat a comeback to something - all at the same time.

“Main tujse itni nafrat karti hu ki main apni nafrat bhi kisi aur ke saath nahi baatungi"

I mean, should he happy hearing this? Because at least this is commitment. Forget “for better or worse,” this is “for hate and for hate only.” Somewhere, Cupid is crying into his bow. Filhaal nafrat se hi kaam chala lo.

“Dukh iss baat ka nahi tumne apna maana nahi, dukh iss baat ka hai ki tumne muje pehchana nahi”

A tragic line that sounds like it belongs in a breakup scene but could also work perfectly at a reunion with your Uber driver. Profound, confusing, and beautifully self-aware.

“Main kuch bhi karlu, tum kabhi mujse pyar nahi karna chahti, aur tum kuch bhi karlo, main kabhi tumse nafrat nahi kar sakta”

Congratulations, we’ve reached the emotional TED Talk portion of the film. This line feels like it was written during a breakup with background music by Arijit Singh and therapy by Gulzar.

No matter what you say, I had a ball noting these down and relishing the absurdity, the timing and just the fun of it. Every dialogue swings between brilliance and chaos with the elegance of a man juggling grenades. Whether you laugh, swoon, or scream into your popcorn, one thing’s for sure, you’ll never forget the sound of Deewaniyat.

Let us know in the comments below which is your favorite.