INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 39

I've been speaking to the ever so gorgeous, Ms. Riya.

Ms Riya, is it true that you share illicit relationship with another critic?

Please Roxy, I don't talk about my private life, especially not in the CC, and especially not at such an event. Please have some decency! I came here to celebrate my bond with the rest of the critics, and here you are, questioning about my relationships. Please, my lips shall remain sealed otherwise my ex lover Harman may ask me to do Love Story 3050 for reavealing too much.

You know, even if God came down and asked me, I wouldn't reveal anything. IT's not in my nature to put my private life in front of other critics. You need to learn professionalism. I'm very famous in this CC, and I won many awards at the 1^st annual Critic Awards, and despite being such a respected member, you ask me such ghaatiya sawals. I can—

What's her name?

Simi

But I have now left her for the love of my life, Shahid Kapur. I'm soooo in love.

That's good to hear. Now about Incognito Critics, when did you—

I know, I know. Shahid is the best thing to happen to me. He has the most perfect smile, the most perfect eyes.. aye pappi!

I'm glad to hear that you're happy. So, how has your experie—

It's so great, Sasha and I are together all the time. We go for long walks, because we live in the same apartment. Simi tries to create problems, that ********, but at the end, no one can come between us.

Are you excited to watch the film?

Well, not really. Sasha is not here with me. Usually he's always with me, but that stupid Grandmother of his, Vidya Balan, has been trying to snatch him from me. It won't happen. I mean, Sasha and I are soulmates. You know, this one time, Simi fed me so many BL's that I had alcohol poisoning. My Sasha took me to the hospital and he was there with me all night. What a januable!

Dhara, PLEASE, take it away.

Dhara

Uh…. I'm here with a very famous Critic. She ….well have a look.

Welcome Sonu, it's good to see you look so different on the red carpet. Could you maybe explain your attire to us?

I'm the resident critic. I'm on day and night, and for that reason, I barely sleep and I'm always tired. I thought it's better to bring my boria bistara along, since I'm going to be here all night.

Sonia, you are a legend.

Blah blah blah. Tell me something I don't know.

Now tell us, you must be very excited to see this CC of ours reach it's 50^th mark. How do you plan to party?

I'm just here to spam.

Ok. Um, can you tell us what you like the most about this CC?

Spamming.

Ok… is there any messages you want to give to your fellow Critics?

Keep spamming.

While Sonu spams, I'm going to pass it over to Rox.

Originally posted by: chocogurl

Ohh ya! We need a baby shower for Ishan now🤣 Ishan how many months have you been holding that child?🤣

I'm standing here with the ever so beautiful Miloni. You are looking absolutely stunning today!

Thank you Rox. I wish I could say the same about you and that ***** Kully.

Wow Miloni, I always thought you were the sweet critic. This is unexpected.

Sorry Rox, I'm just frustrated that KaSh aren't back on screen.

Well I understand your frustration. If you want, you can take it out on Jahluka. Here's a knife.

Thank you Roxy. I just love you and all the Critics. I've been part of this amazing CC since day one. We have all been through so much, and I have discovered all my sisters here. I just love each and all of you with the deepest—

Boring. Over to you Dharu.