INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 36

Originally posted by: roxthefox

So as you can see, she recently got a very interesting 'boyish' haircut and she looks to be wearing an interesting outfit. A little dominatrix for my taste, but I'm not the fashion police here!

'Hello Rox'

Well hello Ms. Neeta, so good to see you here today on this red carpet. You must be so excited, that your CC has reached it's pinnacle of success, and of course, you have directed this film.

'Yes, there are numerous contapenent pails of exuberance being released at this indefinitely fractious moment'

'Yes that's fantastic. In shoet hand please?'

'Lisen, I'm juss ecksited to bee hair.'

'Now Ms Neeta, I can see that you're wearing a very interesting outfit, but did you forget to wax your chest and your face? I see a little grizzly action going on there'

'Listen, do you think it's easy going through puberty? Anyway, my boyfriend Daniel Radcliffe likes how it tickles'

'Well that's fantastic Neeta and I hope you have a great time tonight. Right now, I'm going to send it over to my partner Dhara. '

Originally posted by: zainab25

OMG RED CARPET!!!!

ROX IS IT JUST ME OR ARE YOU LOOKING FINE IN GREEN AND SANTA'S HAT?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

Originally posted by: zainab25

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

Well thank you Dhara, I am now standing here with a very famous member of Incognito Critics. His name is Ishan, and he's known for having a Casanova image.

Ishan, how true are these rumors?

Well you see, I'm a rare species on Incognito Critics. There are too many women, and too few men, and me being the best looking out of the three, the gals are always fighting over me. But my true love is Shilpa Anand.

Now Ishan we heard that Shilpa has broken up with her boyfriend, and that you both spent some time together, and this is the reason behind your sudden absence from Incognito Critics.

That is utter rubbish! Who was the sick minded, disgusting, low grade, carpet muncher, arse who wrote this junk?

It was Ankit.

Well it's absolutely true. Shilpa and I are married and I'm carrying her child.

Um, Ishan, but you're a male.

I'm aware of this fact also.

Well ahah *wipes sweat from forehead*… well we hope you enjoy the party, it is ---

Dhara

OH MY GOD ! Sorry Roxy, we have to cut your interview short but something caught our attention.

I have arrived!

Well Zainab, welcome…. You have very interesting taste in clothes.

I was inspired by a garbage bag.

That's quite apparent. Don't you think you're dressed a little inappropriate for the party? I mean, did you look at the mirror when you left the house?

Darling, haven't you read my interviews? I don't own mirrors and brush.

Your outfit has caused quite the commotion, so we're going to try our level best to not talk about it. As you know, today is the 50^th bash, and…. Dear GOD what the HELL are you wearing?

I will do anything for the sake of trps for our CC. IT is the best CC fo sho. If it wasn't for this CC, I would have never learned the true ways of a HoMmie.

Zainab, you're truly a bindaas critic, even if your outfit is absolutely horrendous. You have done a lot for this CC, and enjoy your night because…. Oh my god, my eyes are burning. Just leave now. Camera, over to Roxy.

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@ mits lucky u lol hope they have an eyelock soon

@ kully hey

@ soha beautifully written

wb milo