Their new year's resolutions!

SAIF

I will stick to Kareena

I will be a one woman man

And if I really have the urge to flirt

I will use my makeup van!

ABHISHEK

I will shave my facial hair

And I will join a gym

You won't be able to recognize me

All well groomed and so trim!

SHAHID

I will date with a vengeance

I will paint the town red

If Vidya acts pricey

I will take Amrita instead!

SANJAY DUTT

No bhaigiri any more

Can't be Sanju baba for life

I will grow up and to prove it

I will make Manyata my wife

JOHN

Will work on my expressions

Have to really impress Bebo

That will settle the score with Saif

Its called quid pro quo!

MADHURI

I won't sign new films

My kids need me you see

After Nach le's fate

Home is where I'd rather be!

DEEPIKA

I won't go for cricket matches

No midnight drives either

Too much male attention this year

God I need a breather

SRK

I will get rid of the pony tail

And also my six packs

Flip pages of Vogue with Gauri

Just sit back and relax

AISHWARYA

Besides playing the perfect wife

This is what I plan to do

All channels that speculate on my growing weight

I will just go and sue!

BIG B

I will make amends with all the Khans

They aint so bad these lads

And maybe we'll all sign a film

Where I will play their dad!

They're gr8 👏 t4s 😃

I like the Big B one in particular

TallyHo'ji your resolution for 2008😉

Poetry on IF I will continue writing,

Hoping it curbs all the in fighting.

This forum was meant for a friendly discussion,

Lately it's a zone of chaos and confusion.

So poetry on IF, I will continue to write,

Hoping it provides relief from some fight.

Sanjubaba's resolution, I promise to rewrite,

Munnabhai would be dull if he became forthright.

Originally posted by: bunbutt_too

TallyHo'ji your resolution for 2008😉

Poetry on IF I will continue writing,

Hoping it curbs all the in fighting.

This forum was meant for a friendly discussion,

Lately it's a zone of chaos and confusion.

So poetry on IF, I will continue to write,

Hoping it provides relief from some fight.

Sanjubaba's resolution, I promise to rewrite,

Munnabhai would be dull if he became forthright.

I bow to thee O great master!😆

as for rewriting Sanju Baba's resolution

"Resolutions are meant to be broken

Havent you heard this before

and I am sure Baba wouldnt trade bhaigiri for Gandhigiri

Even if he were offered crores!"😛

Wow these are really good 🤣🤣
thanks for sharing :)

Originally posted by: TallyHo

I bow to thee O great master!😆 as for rewriting Sanju Baba's resolution

"Resolutions are meant to be broken. Havent you heard this before

and I am sure Baba wouldnt trade bhaigiri for Gandhigiri

Even if he were offered crores!"😛

TallyHo ji

Marry he may, his lady Mannyatta,
Yet Munna belongs to his Circuitwa.
Gandhigiri maybe his dream and aspiration,
Yet Bhaigiri is his true vocation.

To break resolutions we may be prone,
But Munna always sets his in stone.
So please TallyHo, Baba's resolutions do rewrite,
Munnabhai would be dull if he became forthright

Originally posted by: bunbutt_too

TallyHo ji

Marry he may, his lady Mannyatta,
Yet Munna belongs to his Circuitwa.
Gandhigiri maybe his dream and aspiration,
Yet Bhaigiri is his true vocation.

To break resolutions we may be prone,
But Munna always sets his in stone.
So please TallyHo, Baba's resolutions do rewrite,
Munnabhai would be dull if he became forthright

👏...👏

Now back to the business....😛

"Sanju better stick to this one

Coz it aint gonna be much fun

for if in this resolution he fails

he will be learning carpentery in Yerwada Jail!"

This one is for SONAM RANBIR

We will try are best not to get get caught
while we hold hands and cootchie coo
and we will ask our parents to help us
with our secret rendevouz!

this one's for salman khan

another year on, ive turned forty-two
should i grow up yet? wear a shirt or two?
maybe sign a project with the yash raj banner?
treat the media in a kindly manner?

😆 these r funny i like the last one of big b 😆