Their new year's resolutions! - Page 3

they r all gr8 and very true.. onlii if they all cud see this.. mann u r soo good at this.. very rhymy rhymy 😆 😆

RAKHI SAWANT

A new turn I will take in two thousand eight

Only on my career I will concentrate.

From media and drama I promise to refrain,

Bhagwan, God, Jeejus teach me to use my brain.

Pleze introduce me to Bollywood's whose who,

I want to become a serial bahu.

😆😆 Ash and Bunny bhai! Good job. Hilarious! I loved all. I knew Ashu is the best at parodies but Bunny bhai is a revelation.

This reminded me of something I read in a magazine about Sanjay Dutt when he first went to prison and was seeing Madhuri Dixit. Madhuri soon stopped seeing him and Rhea Pillai came into the picture.

Tama Tama Dhak Dhak
Public doing bak bak
Madhuri-Sanjay...will they marry?
Since he gun carry.

Originally posted by: Maya_M

😆😆 Ash and Bunny bhai! Good job. Hilarious! I loved all. I knew Ashu is the best at parodies but Bunny bhai is a revelation.

This reminded me of something I read in a magazine about Sanjay Dutt when he first went to prison and was seeing Madhuri Dixit. Madhuri soon stopped seeing him and Rhea Pillai came into the picture.

Tama Tama Dhak Dhak
Public doing bak bak
Madhuri-Sanjay...will they marry?
Since he gun carry.

🤣🤣🤣 Maya_Mji,

TallyHoji kurtee haih parody,

Apun kurta hain comedy.

Munnbhai koh kurta hain defending,

Iss saal koh arranging Sanjubaba kah wedding.

Phir Maannyata hohjayengi apun kih Munnabhabhi,

Aur dariyamein phek daalengi Yerawada jail khi chaabi.

Phir Mamoo aur Circuit ayengay Aamrika,

Seekhaneh Bushbhai koh zhindagi kah fulsafa.

Originally posted by: himanihira_rule

this one's for salman khan

another year on, ive turned forty-two
should i grow up yet? wear a shirt or two?
maybe sign a project with the yash raj banner?
treat the media in a kindly manner?

👏

and settle down in life

with a girl of my parents' choice

and give them atleast one grandkid

as a reason to rejoice!

Bun,

rakhi had brains?? 😲 I did not know

cause thats one thing on her that Jejus didnt bestow

and talking of munnabhai and Jejus as a pair...

the only thing common there are the long hair!

Originally posted by: Maya_M

😆😆 Ash and Bunny bhai! Good job. Hilarious! I loved all. I knew Ashu is the best at parodies but Bunny bhai is a revelation.

This reminded me of something I read in a magazine about Sanjay Dutt when he first went to prison and was seeing Madhuri Dixit. Madhuri soon stopped seeing him and Rhea Pillai came into the picture.

Tama Tama Dhak Dhak
Public doing bak bak
Madhuri-Sanjay...will they marry?
Since he gun carry.

Maya...tum bhi! wah wah !👏

Originally posted by: TallyHo

Maya...tum bhi! wah wah !👏

Arre....not me. It appeared in Cine Blitz when Sanjay went to prison and was almost going to marry Madhuri Dixir. 😆

Originally posted by: mona21

Big B's is the best.. yeah i would love to see that movie.. 😆

yea gr888888888 mee 2 wud like to c that movies

Originally posted by: TallyHo

👏

and settle down in life

with a girl of my parents' choice

and give them atleast one grandkid

as a reason to rejoice!

maybe the media one can rest for now

but for my family i will bow

i will be the highest payer in tax

just watch out for my model in wax!