Mocktale: Bhai fans to prove Salman Khan isn't brainless - Page 2

Originally posted by: Pentaminous...

Oh. I am so sorry for you.. why don't you consult a doctor then? Suna he bht common bemaari he 😆

Originally posted by: ShylockHolmes

He wasn't pleased with the tweets Salman sent out before Yakub's hanging and he lashed out at him saying, "Salman is a man without brains, while his father is a respectable man. He does not read newspapers and does not know the law and thus went on tweeting in Yakub's favour."

Bhai fans took offence to Raj Thackeray's statement. "How dare anyone say bhai is brainless. You might get that idea after watching his movies, but it isn't true at all. He has as much brain as his movies have script. He is so brainy that his IQ and the box office collection of his movies are the same, 200 crores," a die-hard Salman fan said.

Support for Salman started flooding in from all parts of the country and his fans took turns to negate Raj Thackeray's statement. "Bhai's brain will be preserved even after he is long gone so that the future generations can pay their tributes to his genius mind. In fact, his brain is so strong that it has six pack abs. It is only because of his special brain that he is roaming scot free even after his drunk driving escapades. Also, Salman Khan isn't from Bihar, then why does Raj Thackeray have a problem with him," another bhai fan explained.

Raj Thackeray countered Salman fans in his own way and said, "I can provide you proof to prove Salman is a man without a brain. He has been supporting Arbaaz and Sohail for years, both of whom are good for nothing. No person in his right mind would do that."

Salman fans accepted defeat and agreed with Raj Thackeray. "I wish Arbaaz and Sohail become non existent, just like scripts from bhai's movies so that we don't have to get humiliated like this in the future," an ardent bhai devotee said, before breaking into tears

Originally posted by: AnnaElsa

Bhai's brain will be preserved even after he is long gone so that the future generations can pay their tributes to his genius mind. In fact, his brain is so strong that it has six pack abs

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Originally posted by: White-Rose

Why I should take him to doctor? Ask reshma shetty. Bhai ne usse brain donate kiya hain.

Originally posted by: Rhino2close2car

I don't know arbaaz brought him dabangg

An it was Sohails film where the iconic "o o jaane jaana" happened

So both proved pretty useful

Kinda weird to see a sitting politician disrespect salmans family 😲

Originally posted by: White-Rose

Why I should take him to doctor? Ask reshma shetty. Bhai ne usse brain donate kiya hain.