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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: 9tanki

Salman: Apple is vegetable

Salim: He is ignorant.
Followers: Bhai is right, Apple can be vegetable.

Salman: Bittergourd is sweet.
Salim: Ignore him, he doesnt know anything about fruit or vegetable.
Follower: Bhai ne bola toh sahi he hoga. Bhai daro nahi we are with u.

Salman: Earth is flat
Salim: Ignore him, and Salman if u utter a single thing, u will be grounded for 2 week.
Follower: Bhai ne bola toh toh sahi hoga, how can people build building on round earth.

😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
#42
PJ time

Salman: Hey I got great knock knock joke, but you have to start
9tanki: Ok, Knock knock !
Salman: Who's there ?
9tanki : sssh...silence. 🤣

9tanki: pick a number
Salman : ok
9tanki: Multiply it by 9
Salman: ok
9tanki: Divide it by 7
Salman: ok
9tanki: add 17
Salman : ok
9tanki: "Thank you" I have to go 🤣

Posted: 10 years ago
#43

Originally posted by: 9tanki

<font color="#0033ff">Salman: Apple is vegetable</font>

<font color="#0033ff">Salim: He is ignorant.</font>
<font color="#0033ff">Followers: Bhai is right, Apple can be vegetable.</font>

<font color="#0033ff">Salman: Bittergourd is sweet.</font>
<font color="#0033ff">Salim: Ignore him, he doesnt know anything about fruit or vegetable.</font>
<font color="#0033ff">Follower: Bhai ne bola toh sahi he hoga. Bhai daro nahi we are with u.</font>

<font color="#0033ff">Salman: Earth is flat</font>
<font color="#0033ff">Salim: Ignore him, and Salman if u utter a single thing, u will be grounded for 2 week.</font>
<font color="#0033ff">Follower: Bhai ne bola toh toh sahi hoga, how can people build building on round earth.</font>



LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
#44
No superstar is trolled by the media...the way Bhai is😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
#45

Originally posted by: blue-ice

No superstar is trolled by the media...the way Bhai is😆

I always thought media lied about Salman and he is gem of a person and I use to be disappointed whenever I saw people trolling him, but not anymore.😆

Originally posted by: ShylockHolmes

When is the next expose thread 9tanki?

its not expose thread but i feel what they are doing in the name of BH is not right. most likely i will post on sunday i got badly stuck in one of the office project and i have to work on it over the weekend

Originally posted by: blue-ice

Our 9tanki...is not only a pol kholer but also a stand up comedian...good job babes👍🏼

thx... i can make up jokes on celebs if i watch their actions 😆

Originally posted by: anushacrazy4GC


Bhai Wah Bhai Wah!!!!👏😆

bhai nahi behen 😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
#46
When is the next expose thread 9tanki?
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Our 9tanki...is not only a pol kholer but also a stand up comedian...good job babes👍🏼
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Posted: 10 years ago
#48

Originally posted by: 9tanki

Salman: Apple is vegetable

Salim: He is ignorant.
Followers: Bhai is right, Apple can be vegetable.

Salman: Bittergourd is sweet.
Salim: Ignore him, he doesnt know anything about fruit or vegetable.
Follower: Bhai ne bola toh sahi he hoga. Bhai daro nahi we are with u.

Salman: Earth is flat
Salim: Ignore him, and Salman if u utter a single thing, u will be grounded for 2 week.
Follower: Bhai ne bola toh toh sahi hoga, how can people build building on round earth.


Bhai Wah Bhai Wah!!!!👏😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: anushacrazy4GC


Bhai Wah Bhai Wah!!!!👏😆

This is gem😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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