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Posted: 10 years ago
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Bhai is brain dead, even his papa says that...who has to clean up crap that his 49 yr old overgrown teenager leaves behind. 😆
Bhai is propped up and micro-managed entirely by the cunning brain of Reshma Shetty, otherwise he would be gone a long time ago!
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Posted: 10 years ago
#22

Originally posted by: pallavi25

Bhai is brain dead, even his papa says that...who has to clean up crap that his 49 yr old overgrown teenager leaves behind. 😆

Bhai is propped up and micro-managed entirely by the cunning brain of Reshma Shetty, otherwise he would be gone a long time ago!


you are wrong. 10-15 people on IF think otherwise and they can't be wrong. Haven't you seen their Box Office threads.
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Posted: 10 years ago
#23
"Bhai's brain will be preserved even after he is long gone so that the future generations can pay their tributes to his genius mind. In fact, his brain is so strong that it has six pack abs.
😆 😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
#24

Originally posted by: pallavi25

Bhai is brain dead, even his papa says that...who has to clean up crap that his 49 yr old overgrown teenager leaves behind. 😆

Bhai is propped up and micro-managed entirely by the cunning brain of Reshma Shetty, otherwise he would be gone a long time ago!



Remember his papa's quote from 2010? 🤣

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Salman is not articulate but should apologise: Dad Salim Khan

Indo-Asian News Service | September 12, 2010 17:22 IST (New Delhi)
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Salman's father Salim Khan has said his son "should not" have made the remarks on the 2008 Mumbai terror attacks and should apologise.



Salman Khan's much awaited Dabangg opened to full houses across the country cashing in on the festive weekend.


Salman Khan's father Salim Khan has said that his superstar son "should not" have made the remarks on the 2008 Mumbai terror attacks and should apologise. Salim also said his son is not "articulate and political" and it could have been a "wrong choice of words".

"Whatever I've heard, he should not have said that. It is wrong... He is not a very articulate person or a political person. It could have been the wrong choice of words," Salim, 74, told a tv channel.

"He should (come forward in front of the media) and apologise and he will... He will definitely say sorry and this (repeated telecast of his comments) should be stopped immediately... I'd like to express that we should not spread the (wrong) word and add fuel to fire."

"He should come forward and apologise if he has hurt anyone or their sentiments or the words he used," Salim added.

Salman, 44, invited flak with his comments to a Pakistani TV channel: "Too much hype has been created around the 26/11 attacks because elite people were targetted. Attacks have happened in trains and small towns too, but no one talked about it so much."

"Everybody took this up because the Taj and Oberoi hotels were involved. The attacks happened because our security failed," he told the Pakistan Express channel.

He also said: "Everybody knows that the Pakistani government was not behind it and it was a terrorist attack. Our security had failed. We have had lot of attacks earlier, and all of them were not from Pakistan. They were from within."

Salman later tweeted saying that henceforth he would record all his interviews to prevent such controversies. He also denounced all terror attacks.

Edited by AnnaElsa - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: AnnaElsa



Remember his papa's quote from 2010? 🤣

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Salman is not articulate but should apologise: Dad Salim Khan

Indo-Asian News Service | September 12, 2010 17:22 IST (New Delhi)
inShare

Salman's father Salim Khan has said his son "should not" have made the remarks on the 2008 Mumbai terror attacks and should apologise.



Salman Khan's much awaited Dabangg opened to full houses across the country cashing in on the festive weekend.


Salman Khan's father Salim Khan has said that his superstar son "should not" have made the remarks on the 2008 Mumbai terror attacks and should apologise. Salim also said his son is not "articulate and political" and it could have been a "wrong choice of words".

"Whatever I've heard, he should not have said that. It is wrong... He is not a very articulate person or a political person. It could have been the wrong choice of words," Salim, 74, told a tv channel.

"He should (come forward in front of the media) and apologise and he will... He will definitely say sorry and this (repeated telecast of his comments) should be stopped immediately... I'd like to express that we should not spread the (wrong) word and add fuel to fire."

"He should come forward and apologise if he has hurt anyone or their sentiments or the words he used," Salim added.

Salman, 44, invited flak with his comments to a Pakistani TV channel: "Too much hype has been created around the 26/11 attacks because elite people were targetted. Attacks have happened in trains and small towns too, but no one talked about it so much."

"Everybody took this up because the Taj and Oberoi hotels were involved. The attacks happened because our security failed," he told the Pakistan Express channel.

He also said: "Everybody knows that the Pakistani government was not behind it and it was a terrorist attack. Our security had failed. We have had lot of attacks earlier, and all of them were not from Pakistan. They were from within."

Salman later tweeted saying that henceforth he would record all his interviews to prevent such controversies. He also denounced all terror attacks.


OMG! Hes such a deshdrohi, a traitor to his home country! And Indians still watching his movies after all the crap he said abt 26/11 attacks!😲
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Posted: 10 years ago
#26

Originally posted by: AnnaElsa



Remember his papa's quote from 2010? 🤣

HomeBollywood

Salman is not articulate but should apologise: Dad Salim Khan

Indo-Asian News Service | September 12, 2010 17:22 IST (New Delhi)
inShare

Salman's father Salim Khan has said his son "should not" have made the remarks on the 2008 Mumbai terror attacks and should apologise.



Salman Khan's much awaited Dabangg opened to full houses across the country cashing in on the festive weekend.


Salman Khan's father Salim Khan has said that his superstar son "should not" have made the remarks on the 2008 Mumbai terror attacks and should apologise. Salim also said his son is not "articulate and political" and it could have been a "wrong choice of words".

"Whatever I've heard, he should not have said that. It is wrong... He is not a very articulate person or a political person. It could have been the wrong choice of words," Salim, 74, told a tv channel.

"He should (come forward in front of the media) and apologise and he will... He will definitely say sorry and this (repeated telecast of his comments) should be stopped immediately... I'd like to express that we should not spread the (wrong) word and add fuel to fire."

"He should come forward and apologise if he has hurt anyone or their sentiments or the words he used," Salim added.

Salman, 44, invited flak with his comments to a Pakistani TV channel: "Too much hype has been created around the 26/11 attacks because elite people were targetted. Attacks have happened in trains and small towns too, but no one talked about it so much."

"Everybody took this up because the Taj and Oberoi hotels were involved. The attacks happened because our security failed," he told the Pakistan Express channel.

He also said: "Everybody knows that the Pakistani government was not behind it and it was a terrorist attack. Our security had failed. We have had lot of attacks earlier, and all of them were not from Pakistan. They were from within."

Salman later tweeted saying that henceforth he would record all his interviews to prevent such controversies. He also denounced all terror attacks.


What an idiot. Seriously what a big dick idiot. There is no scale to measure how big idiot this guy is.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: pallavi25


OMG! Hes such a deshdrohi, a traitor to his home country! And Indians still watching his movies after all the crap he said abt 26/11 attacks!😲




Oh well https://i.imgur.com/SVWDZ3h.gif
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Posted: 10 years ago
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^^ Actually he was just acting as the mouthpiece of his D-Company Bhaijaans. Thats what hes paid for, propped up for after all.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Salman: Apple is vegetable
Salim: He is ignorant.
Followers: Bhai is right, Apple can be vegetable.

Salman: Bittergourd is sweet.
Salim: Ignore him, he doesnt know anything about fruit or vegetable.
Follower: Bhai ne bola toh sahi he hoga. Bhai daro nahi we are with u.

Salman: Earth is flat
Salim: Ignore him, and Salman if u utter a single thing, u will be grounded for 2 week.
Follower: Bhai ne bola toh toh sahi hoga, how can people build building on round earth.

Edited by 9tanki - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
#30

Originally posted by: 9tanki

Salman: Apple is vegetable

Salim: He is ignorant.
Followers: Bhai is right, Apple can be vegetable.

Salman: Bittergourd is sweet.
Salim: Ignore him, he doesnt know anything about fruit or vegetable.
Follower: Bhai ne bola toh sahi he hoga. Bhai daro nahi we are with u.

Salman: Earth is flat
Salim: Ignore him, and Salman if u utter a single thing, u will be grounded for 2 week.
Follower: Bhai ne bola toh toh sahi hoga, how can people build building on round earth.


hahahahhahahah

The only sway salman can become #1 in Box Office is by having a PPV live debate of him with Rahul Gandhi.

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