"Duniya mera ghar hai, bus stand mera adda, jab chaahe chala aana, Raju Mera naam hai, aur pyaar se log mujhe kehte hai... "Coolie No.1"" - Coolie No.1
"Dirrriii dddiiirrriii... yey Chandramukhi..." - Aankhein
"Haan toh ismein kaunsi badi baat hai, jeb mein purse nahi toh kya nurse hogi" - Bade Miaan Chote Miaan
"Mujhe Pata hai yeh mujhe jaane nahi degi" - Shola Aur Shabnam
"Mere Guru Ne Kaha ke Mera Waqt Badalne waala hai" - Saajan Chale Sasural
"O yaar, ih ki ho gaya, main toh letter Ritu ne bhejya si, phir ghanti kisne bajayi...Isne bajayi" - Haseena Maan Jayegi
"Hari Om Satya... Satya hai... Hari Om Satya" - Shikari
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