Priyanka and Katrina Excluded from KJO's list!

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HaHaHeHe-Hupp

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: -Desi-IFer-

BROOO... 🤗

How are you??? Long time no see. How are you, jigar? 🤗

Bro. I am fine and what is about you? Hey I am active here from long. You know my previous name was private-message that i got changed few days ago.

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Wicked

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: ~Attractive~

Bro. I am fine and what is about you? Hey I am active here from long. You know my previous name was private-message that i got changed few days ago.

Arey, at least change your siggie bhai. 😆 You know I sleep under a rock most of the time!!

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HaHaHeHe-Hupp

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: -Desi-IFer-

Arey, at least change your siggie bhai. 😆 You know I sleep under a rock most of the time!!

Roshan, Which siggy are you talking about? As far as i think there is no any sig in my signature box. Dear when do you sleep under Rock? I often see you wake up here.

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Wicked

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: ~Attractive~

Roshan, Which siggy are you talking about? As far as i think there is no any sig in my signature box. Dear when do you sleep under Rock? I often see you wake up here.

Hahaha.. Bhai, I mean, change your siggie so oblivious people like me are enlightened. 😆

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Posted: 13 years ago

#15

Karan Johar is going to throw a grand bash on his birthday tomorrow, i.e. May 25, named naughty@40.

I'm curious to know what is gonna happen on that party? 🤔 Is he gonna dispense good bags containing dildos & living dolls? 😆

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Deadlydynamite

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: bambogli

I'm curious to know what is gonna happen on that party? 🤔 Is he gonna dispense good bags containing dildos & living dolls? 😆

nothing much karan aunty will go to each camp (since he invited all the animals of zoo they will form their own little zoo aka groups ) he will mingle in each group and bitch about the next group or the preceding with a tinge of his heeeheee laugh

the budhao khan if they appear will try to gain maximum attention will make sure they are at the centre stage

there will be Aamir ritesh kinds na idhar ke na udhar ke will add fuel in fire

the star wives of all grades A B...z will bitch about the actress uska chakkar iske saath or what surgeries they did or with whom is she sleeping around currently

and the so called socialites will ponder uske kamra meri kamariya se patla kaise😲 zaroor surgery karayi hai .mere mehenga frock uske patloon se zyaada chamkila hai .I M The Best

of course since its Karen 's party there will be gays cougars lesbians who will on look out for their next match

Phew😆

Edited by HakunaMatata_94 - 13 years ago

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Koiza

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Posted: 13 years ago

#17

Not that they are dying to be part of his birthday either! They have better things to do! And how does lady johar's having a bad relation with them even affects them!

Priyanka grabbed a role in Agneepath, katrina got chikni chameli and dostana 2! He knows when it comes to business they sell and he casts them keeping aside how his relation with them is! He cant cast bebo for every movie else he'll go bankrupt! (hint : ek main aur ek tu)

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TheRager

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Posted: 13 years ago

#18

I dont believe Katrina isnt invited. Dostana depends on her nod. Maybe she is busy with ETT?

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Kat

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Posted: 13 years ago

#19

Lmao...PC was there and Katrina is not even in town 🤪

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poppy2009

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Posted: 13 years ago

#20

Hypothetical Scene at KJo's 40th Birthday Party

Salman Khan (surrounded by his chamchas) - Jise 11 mulkon ki police nahin pakad paayi, use Wankhade Stadium ke Guard ne pakad liya! naughty

Everyone laughs and sniggers at SRK's direction for whom the jibe has been made!

SRK (Punch drunk by now) - @#$%^&*...Teri Maa ki...Teri Behen ki...(Tries to assault Shirish Kunder randomly, cause he can't attack Salman, since he has just made a public statement that he has no problems with Sallu miya!)

Shirish - Oye...now what did I do? I have even deleted my twitter account!

Farah - Shut-up and get beaten, already! I have signed Shah Rukh for another crappy film written by you...don't annoy him now!

Aamir (Whispering furitively on the phone with his creative team) - Hey guys, we just got a scintillating topic for our next episode on my "TRP busting" show on Star Plus...Domestic Violence in Bollywood! jump

Creative Team - Sir, aap ka jawab nahin! Always manage to profit from other people's squabbles! Thumb Up

Sanjay Dutt to his wife - Oh! No...here we go again...I should have been a bouncer instead of an actor...considering how many times, I have to drag people away from parties and then pretend like nothing happened! Wallbash