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peeyara

@peeyara

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 11 years ago

#151

EK STUDENT KI KAHANI :-
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Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti
rhi,
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Aur nind mujhe apni taraf
khichti rhi,
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Nind ka jhoka mera man moh
gaya,
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Aur kal raat fir ek honhar studnt
bina padhe so gaya..

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peeyara

@peeyara

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 11 years ago

#152

neel di for you 😉, translate in english 😆

Prof. In Hindi Class -
"Gaali ki Paribhasha btaao? "
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Student : Atyadhik krodh aane pr sharirik rup se hinsaa na krte hue, Maukhik rup se ki gyi Hinsatmak Kaaryawaahiii k liye chune hue shabdon ka samooh Jiske uccharan k Pachchaat mann man ko aseem shaanti ka anubhav hota h. , use hm 'Gaali' kehte hain.
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Prof. : aapke charan kahaa h parbhu..

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peeyara

@peeyara

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 11 years ago

#153

🤣 🤣

Wife:-Lagta hai Hamari beti
ki kisi ke saath setting ho
gyi hai . . .
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Husband:-Tumhe kaise
pataa ? ? ? ? ?
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Wife:-Bahut Din ho gaye
mobile Recharge ke Paise
nahi maange
usne . . .

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peeyara

@peeyara

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 11 years ago

#154

Only in India, hiccups are considered as the notifications you receive when someone misses you. . .

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peeyara

@peeyara

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 11 years ago

#155

After Result - Girls Reaction.
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Girl-1 (Rote Huve) - phir se sirf 91%
Girl 2 (Bahot Rote huve) - 5 baar
revise karne k
Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa
Aa sakte hai Number ??
Girl 3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve) - Mai
mummy ko
kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number
ke saath.
Girl 4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve) -
sirf 94%
?? kahan kami rah gayi,..?
After Result - Boys
Reaction.
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boy 1 - Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is
baar..poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha
boy 2 - Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab
Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya
by
grace. hahahahaha :-))
boy 3 - Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo
41 % aa
gaye ... warna To band bajj gaya tha.
boy 4 - Main to baal
baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya
pure 35%
aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1 mark
kam, paper
check
karne wala devta tha Devta..

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armanz

@armanz

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#156

Originally posted by: luvsakshi
@armanz, bpatil3, lpsakshi

I will kill you three with a sharp knife at a time ...grrr

try for one month to drink apple juice daily .
you will knw how it will be and im doing that from past 2 yearrrs almost without missing a day .. "cry kitty"

p.s :rt now im busy at work .will finish this GUNDUs work and will come here ... post some jokes
dnt moke at me nor my apple juice ... lol ...

Be sure that the knife is veryyy sharp coz my skin is verryy thick 😆

Haan no prob I will drink uss mein kya hain..I love apple juice 😉

Dont be a cry kitty..I think u need to take two times a day😛

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armanz

@armanz

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#157

Originally posted by: lpsakshi
ab tho nahi chodegi 😆

No prob buddy...kuch bhi ho..taiyyar hun main.😉😆

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armanz

@armanz

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#158

Originally posted by: lpsakshi
u r the first in hit list enjoy adedo dialog untundi kada okka chance oke okka chance ala haha

Yeahhh nene first.. in the hit list..edo oka list first vaccha kada..

okka chance aa ennaina teesko Neel 🤪

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armanz

@armanz

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#159

Originally posted by: peeyara
Hyderabadeez agar road pe takkar (accident) hote hote bache to kaise React karte?
1. Haule...andha hai kya ..?
2. Kahan ghusra miyan..?
3. Zara Dekh ke chalao chichcha
4. Bhot jaldi mein dikhra, Bawa ki shaadi
mein jara kya ..
5. Horn maarna re haule...!
6. Arey yaaro mainch mila subha subha...!
7. Ghar mein bol ke nai aye kya ..!
8. Meri gaadich mili tere ku marne...!
9. Plain mein paida hua kya re? Hallu chala.
10. Bawa ki road samjhra kya ...?
11.Ghoorra kaiku re.. Jhinge...?
p.s. those who are new to hyderabdi lang they'll burst out laughing 🤣