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Girl - my janu,mere baccha,my
sweetu,

my sonu,

kya tum mujse shadi
Karoge

Bol mera bacha?
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Boy- shut up... purpose kr rhi h ya godh le rhi h.

Originally posted by: peeyara

neel di for you 😉, translate in english 😆

Prof. In Hindi Class -
"Gaali ki Paribhasha btaao? "
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Student : Atyadhik krodh aane pr sharirik rup se hinsaa na krte hue, Maukhik rup se ki gyi Hinsatmak Kaaryawaahiii k liye chune hue shabdon ka samooh Jiske uccharan k Pachchaat mann man ko aseem shaanti ka anubhav hota h. , use hm 'Gaali' kehte hain.
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Prof. : aapke charan kahaa h parbhu..

Originally posted by: armanz

Be sure that the knife is veryyy sharp coz my skin is verryy thick 😆

Haan no prob I will drink uss mein kya hain..I love apple juice 😉

Dont be a cry kitty..I think u need to take two times a day😛

Originally posted by: bpatil3

Then tell me how iwll u get energy to murder and be naughty , shararti like this😛😉😆

Originally posted by: aditig711

Girl - my janu,mere baccha,my
sweetu,

my sonu,

kya tum mujse shadi
Karoge

Bol mera bacha?
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Boy- shut up... purpose kr rhi h ya godh le rhi h.

Originally posted by: peeyara

Only in India, hiccups are considered as the notifications you receive when someone misses you. . .

Originally posted by: luvsakshi

Im eating non vveg also😆

i can get that ebergy from there😆