GOTW:Post A Joke & Share A laugh *New Jokes on 37,38,39 - Page 15

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and George said, "No," and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" "Nine..."

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.😆

A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."

Q: Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?
A: Don't worry he's "ALRIGHT" now!

Father:" beta Is Bar Exam Me 90% Marks Lana,,
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Beta:" nahi 90% nahi 100 % marks launga,,
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Father:" kyu mazak kar raha hai,,
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Beta:" pehle shuru Kisne Kiya??

DAMON washing his Car..
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Padosan AUNTY : Aur Beta kaise Ho.?
Kya kr rhe Ho?
Car dho rhe hO...?
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DAMON : nhi Aunty, paani de raha hoon Isko.
Shayd badi hokar BUS ban Jaye..